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#1 Feb 17th, 2019, 22:22
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I love Indian food and smell of.joss sticks. I dream of sipping bottomless chai tea latte by the taj and oil.messsage in.karala. But how....
#2 Feb 17th, 2019, 23:33
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The oil message service clogs the server so it has been discontinued.
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This is too good. A pity that the mods will have to delete! Shhh! They might not notice!

Hmmm... I wonder if he runs a matrimonials service too?



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Thank you for pointing to my mistake. I was told Kerala is good for ayurvedas and the masseurs have soft hands. How do I go to the taj? These seem at a great distance on the map. Any suggestions?
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Originally Posted by Tammy Brewer View Post Thank you for pointing to my mistake. I was told Kerala is good for ayurvedas and the masseurs have soft hands. How do I go to the taj? These seem at a great distance on the map. Any suggestions?
Kerala is good for ayurveda but the soft handed masseuse is a myth. They are short, stout and heavily built. Just like wrestlers. And the way they go at your body puts many wrestlers to shame. Been there done that. As for the distance we have air travel, trains, cars, buses and in some cases horse carts as well as Bullock carts too. Elephants have become unaffordable else I would have suggested that also.

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Thank you so much for your suggestion - they help me. I cant find any flights to Agra. It's a pity - Mr Pickles cannot take such a long journey by road - he gets very upset. What to do?
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Take a flight to Delhi and then travel by road / train to Agra.
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Are you bringing Mr Pickles with you, my dear?
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I can't be away from him too long nor he from me. He is all that reminds me of my mother when she went out the door, to get crown moulding, never to return. So you think I can rent a car there and drive from Delhi to Agra? It would make mr pickles happy as he could be on his wheel when we're not sightseeing. I can't seem to find any Delhi locations for Enterprise or budget.
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I have literally no idea whatís going on here.

But it ainít right.

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Is Mr Pickles friends with Mr Bubz?

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Originally Posted by Tammy Brewer View Post ... oil.messsage in.karala.
You mean you don't run a Karala oil massage site/business?



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You can hire a car and driver, self drive is not a good option for visitors to India.

Bringing animals into India is also rather problematic, have you thought this through?

Maybe just bring a photo of your hamster if you need to be reminded of your mother?

One tip when looking at distances on a map, if you fold the map correctly, you find the distances between places are much reduced.

Good luck!

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Originally Posted by NomadicBoo View Post I have literally no idea whatís going on here.

But it ainít right.

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#15 Feb 19th, 2019, 05:34
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Originally Posted by OldandRambling View Post Bringing animals into India is also rather problematic, have you thought this through?

Maybe just bring a photo of your hamster if you need to be reminded of your mother?
Surely you can't be suggesting that this guy's mother is an animal?
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