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I have a blog where I write about my rants and musings about yoga and my India travels. I also have a site meter so I know where all my readers come from and how they find my blog.

Yesterday someone googled "butt massage parlour Pondicherry."

I've written about people trying to attain that perfect yoga butt and about ayurvedic massage and about Pondicherry but never about getting a butt massage in Pondicherry....

So if any of you can help this guy out, let me know and I'll write about where to get that butt massage in Pondicherry....

And if any of you know any "hot yoga chicks", let me know about them, too, and I'll write about them. That's the first most googled phrase -- and then they find me.... Obviously my readers are just dying to meet some.
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I used to know YogaGal ... unfortunately I no longer able find her !
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she morphed into someone else...
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Gosh...!!!

What a corny way to find out about who reads your blessed blog...!!!

I'm curious as to how exactly you use that information...!
Other than the satisfying feeling that goes along with the knowledge that you already know about the person who wants to get to know you...!

On second thoughts, its a great idea...!!!
We are a curious species, I guess...!!!

Cheers...!!!
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The latest craze on Facebook (so I'm told by the newspapers) is "Twenty Five Useless Things You Don't Know About Me" and now bloggers all over the world have taken it up. Maybe, Sama, you should encourage those who read your blog (great blog btw) to cough up their 25 unimportant bits of personal confession.
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Last two days I got search hits from :

"ice hockey game live ladakh"

"keylong girls xx pics"

and ...

"doors used in railway compartments in china"

Something for every quirk...
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More strange searches on my site

Some search phrase gems from my recent server logs:
  • tit
  • nude
  • girl facing beach sunset
  • blood rolls in the sand (not related to the above search, I hope)
  • nude girls
  • cool indian grils (I think they meant girls)
  • love+sex+intercourse (at least they are in the commonly accepted order)
  • unicorn manual
  • witch-cards
  • a fed bear is a dead bear
  • sexy.girls in india
  • the music of dolphins you can hear on the computer

Sure, my site is about more than India and travel, but it contains nothing about bears - either fed or dead - nor anything about unicorns or musical dolphins...
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Beautiful bimbo Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif is currently the most googled Indian person. (I don't know the search words used though).
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Originally Posted by Midnite Toker View Post Some search phrase gems from my recent server logs:
  • unicorn manual
  • witch-cards
  • a fed bear is a dead bear
  • the music of dolphins you can hear on the computer

Just what is a unicorn manual? Nevermind, I don't really want to know...
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well...!

Hiya...

Are you saying that your site has something about all the other things mentioned...???

If yes, I'd better log out now and check it out...!!!

Heh heh...!
Just kiddin'...!

Cheers...!!!


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Originally Posted by Midnite Toker View Post Some search phrase gems from my recent server logs:
  • tit
  • nude
  • girl facing beach sunset
  • blood rolls in the sand (not related to the above search, I hope)
  • nude girls
  • cool indian grils (I think they meant girls)
  • love+sex+intercourse (at least they are in the commonly accepted order)
  • unicorn manual
  • witch-cards
  • a fed bear is a dead bear
  • sexy.girls in india
  • the music of dolphins you can hear on the computer

Sure, my site is about more than India and travel, but it contains nothing about bears - either fed or dead - nor anything about unicorns or musical dolphins...
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Originally Posted by Sama View Post Yesterday someone googled "butt massage parlour Pondicherry."
There's a Butt Road in Chennai, so it might not be as strange as it sounds!
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Originally Posted by Midnite Toker View Post Some search phrase gems from my recent server logs:
t more than India and travel, but it contains nothing about bears - either fed or dead - nor anything about unicorns or musical dolphins...
Definitely going to check your site out for some of the other things, then, especially the grils!

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Originally Posted by Gametotravel View Post Beautiful bimbo Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif is currently the most googled Indian person. (I don't know the search words used though).
Katrina Kaif, that winsome waif...

Off you go, poets!
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Originally Posted by solo_trekker View Post
What a corny way to find out about who reads your blessed blog...!!!

I'm curious as to how exactly you use that information...!
what in the world are you talking about?

Many bloggers have "site meters" on their blogs, in fact, mine is not even hidden, it's on the home page so anyone can see who logs in from what country and what page they hit. behind the scenes I can see what they googled to end up on my blog.

it's also a good way to find out where trolls live and and get their ISP.....

the two top search terms are:

"hot yoga chicks" or any derivative thereof like "hot yoga babes" or "naked yoga chicks"

and

"St. Theresa's Prayer"

go figure.

once someone (in India) searched for images of women in saris peeing and that creeped me out.

as for the naked yoga chicks, when they hit a particular post I have a picture of naked yoga guy so they can get a good look at yoga nakedness.....
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Heh...!

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Originally Posted by Nick-H View Post Definitely going to check your site out for some of the other things, then, especially the grils!
Gosh...!!!

Et Tu, Brutus...???
(Or should I say Et Tu, Nickus...???)

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Great thread Sama!

Quote:
Originally Posted by solo_trekker Et Tu Nickus
What a bizarre diet you have!
(or possibly "What an amazing facility karuna has for reading smut into absolutely anything")

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Off you go, poets!
Darn you, Nickus Maximus!

Katrina Kaif the winsome waif’s
Searches never drop.
Her figures are messed up-
They're pushing her chest up
by Googling down her top.

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Katrina Kaif the winsome waif
Says Googlers are born in a barn:
“ All this searching's too much
You can look, you can't touch-
Only Salman Khan!”
Mosquitos suck.
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Those are great limericks Karuna...!
I like them even more as they are about Kats...!

Cheers...!

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