Banana Vomit

#1 Dec 2nd, 2003, 03:10
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My father was carrying a camera bag when a man vomited all over him. He put his bag down for a moment to clean himself off and the next thing he knew, his bag was gone. Turns out the "vomit" was actually chewed up banana;-)
#2 Dec 2nd, 2003, 06:31
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Hmm, that's a new trick. But what a gut-wrenching ordeal. I feel sorry for your dad.

I can't help sharing this joke with you

An Indian farmer from Gurdaspur and a Pakistani farmer from Rawalpindi are seated together on a flight. Since the Pakistani is occupying the window seat, he requests his neighbour in Punjabi to fetch him a cup of lime juice from the next compartment. Being rustic he is a bit embarassed to call the flight attendant. Though the Indian husbandman is comfortably recumbant with his shoes neatly stacked in front of his seat, he feels obliged and walks barefooted to the pantry. No sooner is he gone that Pakistani pukes into his shoes. He brings the lime juice and goes to sleep. Pakistani too goes to sleep with a cunning smile. As the plane is about to land, the Indian bucolic slips into his shoes and immediately realises the evil prank. He wakes up his neighbour and gently addresses him - "How far have we come? Throwing up in each other's shoes, pissing in each other's lime juice.."

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