Ear Men

scrumpy1 · Oct 19th, 2006, 17:13

Whilst visiting Anjuna Market last year I was approached by several men who indicated to me that I may have had something in or on my ear and attempted to 'get it off for me', it was obvious that there was nothing on my ear and so I gave them short shrift when they approached. My question is 'what are they after'? Lenny

TimMakins · Oct 19th, 2006, 17:17

Perhaps they were Ear Cleaners, who wished to clean out your ears for you. This is quite a common profession in India - I guess the general population just don't have car-keys handy!

I would never let one of those guys start poking around in my ears. One slip and you have a punctured ear-drum. As my Mum used to say: Never put anything in your ear that is smaller than an orange.

Tim in England

Pheta Ande · Oct 19th, 2006, 17:42

Definitly Ear Cleaners.
Our driver warned us about them. He also told us that they have their own stash of ear wax with them and they try to convince you that it came from your ear.

Yikes!!!
I saw a guy come up behind an unsuspecting market goer and try to stick a metal thing in his ear. I guess Mr Ear Cleaner did not have the go ahead as the guy freaked out!

nomad · Oct 19th, 2006, 18:15

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Originally Posted by TimMakins

Perhaps they were Ear Cleaners, who wished to clean out your ears for you. This is quite a common profession in India - I guess the general population just don't have car-keys handy!

I would never let one of those guys start poking around in my ears. One slip and you have a punctured ear-drum. As my Mum used to say: Never put anything in your ear that is smaller than an orange.

Tim in England

yup, not everyone has a car ( i prefer matchstick) in india, thats why this unique profession.

Edit note: moved to scams section with re-direct, cheers rab

ghummakadz · Oct 19th, 2006, 20:29

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Originally Posted by Pheta Ande

Definitly Ear Cleaners.
Our driver warned us about them. He also told us that they have their own stash of ear wax with them and they try to convince you that it came from your ear.

Yikes!!!
I saw a guy come up behind an unsuspecting market goer and try to stick a metal thing in his ear. I guess Mr Ear Cleaner did not have the go ahead as the guy freaked out!

I was warned about these guys too...the metal thing is a kind of pick with a rounded end, like a teeny tiny spoon. The thing is, it's also the perfect shape for slipping something into your ear, like a rock, and then when the pick scrapes against the rock inside your ear, it's guaranteed to make this freaky sound to convince you that the ear cleaner found something.

I had one guy just march up to me with the pick out at ear level, just waiting for me to agree to let him start work. Since these guys don't exactly use a lot of sterile technique, I told him no, in no uncertain terms.

Yikes, indeed....

Merchant · Oct 19th, 2006, 20:57

It's truly one of the world's more bizarre practices, unique to India, as far as I know . . .

capt_mahajan · Oct 19th, 2006, 20:59

I would, err, give these ear men an earful and run.

The practice is unhygienic and possibly could do damage.

What were they after? Your money, of course!

TimMakins · Oct 19th, 2006, 21:32

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Originally Posted by Merchant

It's truly one of the world's more bizarre practices, unique to India, as far as I know . . .

I saw one operating in Bangladesh last year, on the Rocket Steamer from Dhaka to Khulna. I guess he thought he had a 'captive audience'.

Tim in England

Pheta Ande · Oct 19th, 2006, 21:52

What do these guys call themselves?
Ear Wallahs perhaps!

Blakey · Nov 2nd, 2006, 14:47

During a recent visit to the first Wednesday flea market of the season at Anjuna, I was told by two men that I had a scorpion in my ear, this concerned me a little. My Wife was able to reassure me that there was no creature in my ear, so I clocked what these guy's were up to straight away and firmly declined their offer of help!

The fourth person who informed me that I had a scorpion in my ear very nearly got something much bigger and heavier in his!!!!!!!!!

I cannot understand why anyone would ever visit Anjuna flea market twice, a truly horrendous place!!

Rich Anpoor · Nov 5th, 2006, 01:55

I have had my ears cleaned once in India. It did leave me with better hearing and the ear-wallah didn't rip me off or claim something was in my ear.

My last visit tho' I had an ear-wallah just come up to me and start for my ear. I sent him packing with a mouthful.

Even tho' the first time was OK, I would not have it done again and I would not recommend it. use a match (not your car keys!)

Blakey · Nov 5th, 2006, 02:11

I agree, use a Q-tip or something! Each of the four 'ear men' lunged at me and made me very defensive!!!

nadreg · Nov 5th, 2006, 02:16

I was told by my ear doctor not to use q tips at all. "nothing smaller than the tip of your smallest finger" is what he told me.

goangoangone · Nov 5th, 2006, 06:54

I always shout at the top of my voice, "You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you, I've got soap in my ears."
Gets a good laugh from everyone around you.

...or carry a small stone in your pocket or one of those small bars of soap from hotels, pull it from your ear and say "Thank you"

Nothing smaller than your fist, is what I was told. Be careful with the cotton buds.

cyberhippie · Nov 5th, 2006, 15:48

Nothing smaller than your elbow was the doctrine I was raised on!!!

Oct 19th, 2006, 17:13	#1
scrumpy1 Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Manchester Posts: 2	Ear Men Whilst visiting Anjuna Market last year I was approached by several men who indicated to me that I may have had something in or on my ear and attempted to 'get it off for me', it was obvious that there was nothing on my ear and so I gave them short shrift when they approached. My question is 'what are they after'? Lenny

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capt_mahajan (in charge of navel affairs) Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: India Posts: 8,762	I would, err, give these ear men an earful and run. The practice is unhygienic and possibly could do damage. What were they after? Your money, of course! __________________ . The cynic must remember that he is a spy (Epitectus) Indiamike moderating team ..ich bin ein oneliner

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nadreg Administrator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NY, USA Posts: 1,554	I was told by my ear doctor not to use q tips at all. "nothing smaller than the tip of your smallest finger" is what he told me. __________________ In pursuit of the Only truth: I Am!

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goangoangone Maha Guru Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Goa Posts: 1,457	I always shout at the top of my voice, "You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you, I've got soap in my ears." Gets a good laugh from everyone around you. ...or carry a small stone in your pocket or one of those small bars of soap from hotels, pull it from your ear and say "Thank you" Nothing smaller than your fist, is what I was told. Be careful with the cotton buds. __________________ GoanGoan......here

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Oct 19th, 2006, 17:42	#3
Pheta Ande Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: US and A Posts: 107	Definitly Ear Cleaners. Our driver warned us about them. He also told us that they have their own stash of ear wax with them and they try to convince you that it came from your ear. Yikes!!! I saw a guy come up behind an unsuspecting market goer and try to stick a metal thing in his ear. I guess Mr Ear Cleaner did not have the go ahead as the guy freaked out!

Oct 19th, 2006, 20:57	#6
Merchant Maha Guru Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New York Posts: 2,071	It's truly one of the world's more bizarre practices, unique to India, as far as I know . . .

Oct 19th, 2006, 21:52	#9
Pheta Ande Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: US and A Posts: 107	What do these guys call themselves? Ear Wallahs perhaps!

Nov 2nd, 2006, 14:47	#10
Blakey Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 40	During a recent visit to the first Wednesday flea market of the season at Anjuna, I was told by two men that I had a scorpion in my ear, this concerned me a little. My Wife was able to reassure me that there was no creature in my ear, so I clocked what these guy's were up to straight away and firmly declined their offer of help! The fourth person who informed me that I had a scorpion in my ear very nearly got something much bigger and heavier in his!!!!!!!!! I cannot understand why anyone would ever visit Anjuna flea market twice, a truly horrendous place!!

Nov 5th, 2006, 01:55	#11
Rich Anpoor Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kailash Posts: 166	I have had my ears cleaned once in India. It did leave me with better hearing and the ear-wallah didn't rip me off or claim something was in my ear. My last visit tho' I had an ear-wallah just come up to me and start for my ear. I sent him packing with a mouthful. Even tho' the first time was OK, I would not have it done again and I would not recommend it. use a match (not your car keys!)

Nov 5th, 2006, 02:11	#12
Blakey Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 40	I agree, use a Q-tip or something! Each of the four 'ear men' lunged at me and made me very defensive!!!

Nov 5th, 2006, 15:48	#15
cyberhippie Account Closed by User's Request Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 6,014	Nothing smaller than your elbow was the doctrine I was raised on!!!

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