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Old Nov 18th, 2007, 19:52   #1
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Monkeys run amuck in Assam

From todays New York Post.

Troupes of monkeys are out of control in India's northeast, stealing cellphones and breaking into homes to steal soft drinks from refrigerators.
"Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpaste, sipping Coke after opening the refrigerators." Hiren Das told Assam state's assembly. He said the primates were "even slapping the women who try to chase them."
Assam's wildlife minister, Rockybul Hussain, said the state government has formed a panel to study the problem.
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Old Nov 18th, 2007, 20:25   #2
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breaking into homes to steal soft drinks from refrigerators.
they will be drinking my beer next!!


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the state government has formed a panel to study the problem.
Must be the usual planet, oops, panel of the apes.

PS ananda2193, do you have a link to the article?
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Old Nov 18th, 2007, 21:21   #3
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PS ananda2193, do you have a link to the article?
You could probably find it online tommorrow at www.newyorkpost.com in the "Weird but True." page.

I've discovered that they usually don't put it online until the next day.

But it will be there eventually.

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Just found it Capt.

Here's the link,

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11182007...irdbuttrue.htm
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that linked to

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Customers eat from mini-plastic toilet bowls, and wipe their hands and mouths using toilet rolls hung above their tables, which are glass-topped jumbo bathtubs
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which is even funnier!
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Old Nov 29th, 2007, 18:59   #6
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From todays New York Post.

Troupes of monkeys are out of control in India's northeast, stealing cellphones and breaking into homes to steal soft drinks from refrigerators.
"Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpaste, sipping Coke after opening the refrigerators." Hiren Das told Assam state's assembly. He said the primates were "even slapping the women who try to chase them."
Assam's wildlife minister, Rockybul Hussain, said the state government has formed a panel to study the problem.
monkeys its the people you have to watch out for, just spent time there .. refused entry from several hotels because i am a foreigner, people rioting in the streets what a dreadfull place guwati is......
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From todays New York Post.
"Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpaste, sipping Coke after opening the refrigerators."
So stealing, sipping coke, and slapping women? Are they actually monkeys or just very hairy men still living in the middles ages or something like that?

Clearly they are health conscious though - stealing toothpaste (to clean their teeth after having a coke).....
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