Hindi-english puns

#1 Sep 27th, 2012, 10:23
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I was just thinking about making hindi-english puns, based on the few words I know.
I would make puns about water, but I don't want to face capital pani-shment.
A potato answered the phone, alloo, but couldn't hear the pea on the other end, because he only could muttar.

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wonderful! And all appreciation if they are original. This thread should be interesting.
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Fantastic, adrouault! I am liking it.... Will come back to this thread later!
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I hope my soda puns get a "thums up"
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Originally Posted by jituyadav View Post This thread should be interesting.
So typical ...just when I look forward to something, the universe acts against me and it comes to dead end. Sorry androuault, had I not been the one to post first, this thread would have been running wild
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Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a'kela'.

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed.

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do 'phools' fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a 'mota'car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't 'unda'-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: 'Jhinga' Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was 'puri'.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: 'Aaloo lonesome tonight?'

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.

This is the last one...

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - 'HUT'
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Unhappy Hindi-Bengali pun !!!!

Nice thread adrouault, enjoying............:la ugh:

What I remembered instantly is of my sister's name.

She is KEYA- in Bengali it's a flower's name. Her husband's place- Jamsedpur is mainly of hindi-speaking people. After her marriage, locals (women of course) came to meet the newly wed bride and asked -'Keya naam hai beti tumhara?' {what's your name dear?}

She replied (in gentle shy tone of a bride) -'Keya'

That woman again- 'Naam keya hai tumhara?' [What's your name?]

She replied (this time a bit louder)- 'Keya'

Woman- 'Arre!!!! sunai nehi diya? Tumhara naam keya?' [Can't you listen? What's your name?] ...... she was louder enough to attract her in-laws from other room

They saved her.

This happened repeatedly for few months after her marriage.
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This was just getting started.
Why masala you disappear?
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Love this thread, and love a good pun!

Another one:

What did one milk carton say to the other?
“What’s up, doodh?”
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Originally Posted by adrouault View Post This was just getting started.
Why masala you disappear?

Must have left for Chai na.

Anyway, take Kerala you.
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What a whacky thread!

They are all so bad that they are good.
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The thread's dying. We need to Curry up n come up with more.
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One more

At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to “name four versions of Java.”

Desi response: “Mar java, mit java, lut java, mai sadkay java.”

Souce: http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/puns...ill-understand
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At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to “name four versions of Java.”

Desi response: “Mar java, mit java, lut java, mai sadkay java.”

Souce: http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/puns...ill-understand
This is brilliant!
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