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it is funny

any how i like to know how the westerners think about indians

please for give me if i said soem thing worng
all the best i enjoy this thread .
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in other words

i am an indian male. society does not allow our women to have travel and have out of wedlock -so i am appealing outside my culture for any sluttish women that wishes to drag me about india and pay my way and hopefully provide me with sex. in addition, i will smirk and wink over my shoulder at all my fellow indians that look upon you disdainfully at our rooming/travelling together. i will tell all behind your back about all the sex we are having -even if we are not and you are indeed a moral woman. of which you cannot be because you are sleeping in the same room as me.

what proper indian woman would take this offer?


dude: you are most likely a decent guy. having said that....here is an old 'joke' from thailand >>> what do they call a foreign woman that takes up with local type men for drinking and travelling about and hanging out?
A) a rape victim B) dead C) robbed D) all


travelling with westerners has its own issues to be sure -but you can photocopy a passport and there are rules of law at home. esp given the gang rape in pakistan and the brief release of the offenders - the subcontinent is not the place imo for foreign women to take up with strange males.
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Mar 19th, 2005, 18:05 bang a whore? Bangalore Dammit!
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Originally Posted by rangss Ranjeev, my 85 year old granny wants someone to hold her hand and lead her up the Vaishno Devi pilgrimage.

Well there you go...a lady, narrow paths on mountains (Vaishno Devi Trek), 2-3 days (it would take dear old granny those many days to get to the top)...hand-in-hand...well you can flirt as much as you like...granny dear loves playing with chota bachchas. Don't bother about looks and voice...grans is stone deaf and can't see beyond 25 cm.

What say dude? Should I ship the lady?
I'm deeply touched by your offer of sending your grans along with the above said person. Your generosity and large-heartedness leaves me awed & humbled!

Awesome! :-)
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Mala,

Imagine someone posting this on a Canadian Uiversity website)

This guy is great!!

Rangs good stuff, he might wanna think about it

Sorry if I sound too nasty Ranjeev, but I somehow have a very strong opinion on your MUCH STRONGER PERSISTENCE AND NON-DISCRETE manner!

Cheers!
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Talking

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Originally Posted by rangss Ranjeev, my 85 year old granny wants someone to hold her hand and lead her up the Vaishno Devi pilgrimage.

Well there you go...a lady, narrow paths on mountains (Vaishno Devi Trek), 2-3 days (it would take dear old granny those many days to get to the top)...hand-in-hand...well you can flirt as much as you like...granny dear loves playing with chota bachchas. Don't bother about looks and voice...grans is stone deaf and can't see beyond 25 cm.

What say dude? Should I ship the lady?
whats bad in going to vaishno devi with ur granny
the condition is she has to crack jokes here and there on the way.
so that the trip can be interesting.i could crack the jokes but as u said she is stone deaf so its only she who has to take the initiative.haha
opps i missed to add the word 'young' to my message.thank u for correction.
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To all participants of this thread:



This is getting more and more amazing!
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Mar 19th, 2005, 20:53 Lost in translation
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Thumbs up

As if this thread is not spoiled enough, I've a better story on perception...

"What part of the human anatomy enlarges to about 10 times its normal size during excitement? asked the teacher

"This is a dirty question you can ask in a girls' class" protested a student....

The teacher got the shock of his life hearing this response.

Another student stood up and said, "The pupil of the eye!"

The teacher turned to the first student and said, "your refusal to answer the question leads me to three conclusions...

First: You didn't study the last assignment given.
Second: You have a dirty mind
Third: You'll be tremendously disappointed in your married life."

perceptions...perceptions...pe rceptions....

--the right way to hold hands , in case if you don't know.
(...but up in the mountains, holding hands, narrow paths,....mmmm let me think with the left side of my brain.... )
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Originally Posted by Ranjeev whats bad in going to vaishno devi with ur granny
the condition is she has to crack jokes here and there on the way.
so that the trip can be interesting.i could crack the jokes but as u said she is stone deaf so its only she who has to take the initiative.haha
opps i missed to add the word 'young' to my message.thank u for correction.
Well your karma mate...I am getting the tickets...granny will be thrilled
...and I took the road less travelled.
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all of u r doing just BAKWAAAAS !!!!
theres no useful matter over here..

all of you r just giving lectures...look ur self...& then reply
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Originally Posted by mountaintrekker all of u r doing just BAKWAAAAS !!!!
theres no useful matter over here..

all of you r just giving lectures...look ur self...& then reply
Thanks for the support dear.Thank u
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: hey wat about our shake hand !!

:unsure
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Originally Posted by mountaintrekker : hey wat about our shake hand !!

:unsure
yar i have already extended my frienshiphand and u accepted
so we r friends.
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dumb_bacchus
have i asked ur sister to go with me
why r u crying,
can not u see this message is not addressed to u all men
its for ladies only.
dont reply to me.
mind ur own business
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#44

we need more response

hello friends
i have a smile form my ear to ear ,
and i am very exoted about the response of the thread starter. what humane request
i have a question willhe go with an indian sluttish women if she is willing to satisfy his request ,
i can direct your request to some indians i promise , please leave this forum for curious and sinceare travellers.
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Originally Posted by kiranlal hello friends
i have a smile form my ear to ear ,
and i am very exoted about the response of the thread starter. what humane request
i have a question willhe go with an indian sluttish women if she is willing to satisfy his request ,
i can direct your request to some indians i promise , please leave this forum for curious and sinceare travellers.
Why should he leave the forum?. So far, he hasn't asked for sluts has he. He has made it very clear what he wants. His request is impractical and funny, yes, why is this offensive?.

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