'Bum bomb' : the new threat to travel (and others)

iwanttogoback · Oct 10th, 2009, 08:38

would a bum bomb make your bum look bigger?

or would that just be the overeating?

Aishah · Oct 10th, 2009, 09:02

Googling bums - LOL Nick, lightening up a horrible topic. I have to agree with Brishti and her comments here.

edwardseco · Oct 10th, 2009, 09:06

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Great, another pain in the ass to deal with at security.

No pun intended I am sure..

capt_mahajan · Oct 10th, 2009, 09:11

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would a bum bomb make your bum look bigger?

Nah. In fact, in is the latest recruitment poster, they are selling bum-jihad as the ideal way to make your bum smaller. "How to make your bum disappear in two minutes or your money back", it says.

haydn · Oct 10th, 2009, 10:08

simple answer to a serious problem is feed dodgy street food to prospective flyers... they're going to get sick anyway. or just laxatives?

iwanttogoback · Oct 11th, 2009, 14:00

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Originally Posted by capt_mahajan

Nah. In fact, in is the latest recruitment poster, they are selling bum-jihad as the ideal way to make your bum smaller. "How to make your bum disappear in two minutes or your money back", it says.

weight blasters.

haydn · Oct 11th, 2009, 15:41

you've got to laugh or you'd scream...anyone got an optimistic view of the next 50 years?

Nick-H · Oct 11th, 2009, 17:09

After reading the article on Naxalites (see the Captain's recent thread) yesterday, and reading today that militants have taken over a building in Pakistan's military headquarters, my optimistic view of the future has taken quite a knock

Brisso · Oct 12th, 2009, 05:47

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Originally Posted by iwanttogoback

would a bum bomb make your bum look bigger?

or would that just be the overeating?

Yes - "Does my bum look big in this?" Is quite a worrying development though - no established security method for mass screening.

Customs officer - "Would you mind farting for me please?"

Oct 10th, 2009, 09:02	#32
Aishah She-who-must-be-obeyed! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Jaisalmer Posts: 7,624	Googling bums - LOL Nick, lightening up a horrible topic. I have to agree with Brishti and her comments here. __________________ "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."

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