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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 04:06   #76
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You know you miss India when...

... The first question a friend asks is "How long?" (till you go to India.)
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 05:32   #77
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when you get back home from the airport, all jetlagged out, and ignore the pile of mail (and the taqueria), light a bidi and log onto IM!!!
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 01:27   #78
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when on the plane ride home you are already mapping out the itinerary for the next India trip in your head..
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 05:02   #79
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When you go to the store and only buy a large package of samosas..... Upon returning home the samosas are heated and l eaten while reading messages on IndiaMike.

Don't Laugh... I did just this, night before last.

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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 05:46   #80
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...when watching Devdas, you tell your girlfriend (who is of Indian origin but has never visited India), that she is less "Indian" than you are. hahaha...
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:21   #81
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...when you configure the Google news tracker to send you a daily list of every news item in the world incorporating the word "India".

Just did this - must be time for de-tox.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:24   #82
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when you go on the internet looking for people that've been/ are going....
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:40   #83
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:44   #84
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And another ...
When you walk to the shop in your bare feet or chapals even though its Autumn/winter and thermals would be more apt

and you look at pyjamas in Marks & Spencer thinking I could wear them to the pub
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Old May 7th, 2004, 03:34   #85
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PID = Post India Depression

That large void of emptiness in your heart when you come home. No big crowds, no honking horns, no cows, no rickshaws!!
You try to fight it by immediately watching a hindi film, checking the latest news on India's cricket team and scrolling through member pics on India Mike while plotting your next visit!
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Old May 7th, 2004, 03:39   #86
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You hunt your local town for a chai ...find it and then complain its just not the same
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Old May 7th, 2004, 04:59   #87
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you sit in your cold room,it s raining outside,don t have already enough money for your next trip and watch a TV report about
dacoits in Bihar

just happened one hour ago.....
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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:08   #88
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exactly 2 months after a monthlong, greuling trip thru bunfork regions . . ., I suddenly realized I missed the place.
If the pattern holds, I'll start crying when the monsoon hits the Malabar coast
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When you ignore the utensils and eat with your hands at your local Indian restaurant.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 20:49   #90
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When you throw away garbage out of a running vehicle and wonder why you were fined.
Look for monkeys and beggars when visiting a church or temple.
Wonder why there are no bollywood posters stuck on your compound wall.
Post these comments even when you live in India/
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