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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:16   #46
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When you need to go to the shops, its cold and you grab your shawl instead of your leather jacket...
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 15:17   #47
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When you pass the garbage dump and stop in order to enjoy the smell.

When you walk up close to any blue eyed person and stare straight into their eyes without saying one word.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 02:32   #48
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when you go to a restaurant in sunnyvale which has black granite from Karnatika on on of its wallfaces, and you give it a hug

(sad but true story)
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 03:37   #49
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when you make a cup of tea and put lots of milk and 8 spoons of sugar in it

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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 09:48   #50
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when you run the shower to fill your bucket....
when you no longer carry toilet paper with you there, and try to cram a jug into your purse here
when you are taking the recycle box the curb at 6 am you start yelling "paaaaaaaaparrrrrrrrr"
when freshly painted walls tempt you to hoark red wads
when you insist the cashier open the pack and sell you just one cig

this thread has had us in hysterics
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 09:49   #51
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one more....

when you ask the jeweller if he has any schemes going..
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 13:33   #52
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Triple riding on a Bajaj scooter from work on a rainy evening...

....Bombay police 'pandu' asking for 50 bucks or face challan when caught!!!!!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:22   #53
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wow- instant flashback
I live on a quite street in a coastal surf town in California. A vhicle just scooted by beeping it's horn off and on all the way. For a moment there I was BAAAAAAACK!!!!! I even felt the humidity of a september morning!

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Old Sep 24th, 2003, 01:47   #54
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wow..I'm 3 days back from India and then this thread...rolling on the floor!!!!

....when I start bargaining at the local market and always ask
"are you happy?"
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 17:00   #55
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....You wonder why all the dogs have 4 legs, 2 ears and a tail.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 17:24   #56
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when you shift your fridge into the living room.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 20:15   #57
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..always when you try to use your extra locker at your home's door

...weeks after you return, parts of your rucksack content are still somewhere around, so you wont miss the feeling of "being still on the road"

..when you listen with rapt attention to your pda-recorded, shrill voice of "indira gandhi airport" announcer and you start dreaming of India....

..when you have indiamike's site as startup page on every pc you use and you always dive into the forum threads, although your todo-list is completly full with "important" things
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 23:41   #58
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when you shift your fridge into the living room.
It's funny: my parents grew up in immigrant neighborhoods in the US, and my mother always said she married my dad because his was the only family that did NOT have the fridge in the living room!
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 18:33   #59
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I've not been yet but I miss it already after reading these posts!
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When perfect English makes less sense and has less feeling than self taught english.

When you stop to listen to crows.

When you wriggle your toes trying to feel sand.

When you run for the bus and take off your mules because you can run faster barefoot.

When you enjoy a wash in the yard because your bathrooms being fixed.

When you describe your friends with the same affection as Sri Lankans describe their friends - and you realise here you sound crazy!

When you feel your feet getting soft.

When you look and dangling things on car mirrors and wish there were more.

When you hear it on the telly and run just to catch a glimpse.

When you read there local news more often than you do your own.

When buying a ticket on your credit card is the only solution....
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