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Feb 19th, 2009, 01:00
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a pain in the asana
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: the India inside my heart
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what people Google
I have a blog where I write about my rants and musings about yoga and my India travels. I also have a site meter so I know where all my readers come from and how they find my blog.
Yesterday someone googled "butt massage parlour Pondicherry."  I've written about people trying to attain that perfect yoga butt and about ayurvedic massage and about Pondicherry but never about getting a butt massage in Pondicherry....  So if any of you can help this guy out, let me know and I'll write about where to get that butt massage in Pondicherry....  And if any of you know any "hot yoga chicks", let me know about them, too, and I'll write about them. That's the first most googled phrase -- and then they find me....  Obviously my readers are just dying to meet some.
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Feb 19th, 2009, 01:21
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Maha Guru Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Pune ,Maharashtra , INDIA
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I used to know YogaGal ... unfortunately I no longer able find her !
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Feb 19th, 2009, 01:37
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a pain in the asana
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: the India inside my heart
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she morphed into someone else...
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Feb 19th, 2009, 14:12
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Maha Guru Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: around delhi
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Gosh...!!!
What a corny way to find out about who reads your blessed blog...!!! I'm curious as to how exactly you use that information...! Other than the satisfying feeling that goes along with the knowledge that you already know about the person who wants to get to know you...! On second thoughts, its a great idea...!!! We are a curious species, I guess...!!! Cheers...!!! |
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Feb 19th, 2009, 14:16
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lost in Mechuka member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Crete
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The latest craze on Facebook (so I'm told by the newspapers) is "Twenty Five Useless Things You Don't Know About Me" and now bloggers all over the world have taken it up. Maybe, Sama, you should encourage those who read your blog (great blog btw) to cough up their 25 unimportant bits of personal confession.
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Feb 19th, 2009, 17:21
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Maha Guru Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Umeå , Sweden
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Last two days I got search hits from :
"ice hockey game live ladakh" "keylong girls xx pics" and ... "doors used in railway compartments in china" Something for every quirk...
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Feb 19th, 2009, 18:01
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absconding member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Vienna, Austria
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More strange searches on my site
Some search phrase gems from my recent server logs:
Sure, my site is about more than India and travel, but it contains nothing about bears - either fed or dead - nor anything about unicorns or musical dolphins...
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Feb 19th, 2009, 18:12
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Maha Guru Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Chennai
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Beautiful bimbo Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif is currently the most googled Indian person. (I don't know the search words used though).
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Feb 19th, 2009, 20:55
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I have a theory...
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Location: dakshin
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 Just what is a unicorn manual? Nevermind, I don't really want to know... |
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Feb 19th, 2009, 21:11
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Maha Guru Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: around delhi
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well...!
Hiya...
Are you saying that your site has something about all the other things mentioned...??? If yes, I'd better log out now and check it out...!!! Heh heh...! Just kiddin'...! Cheers...!!! Quote:
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Feb 19th, 2009, 21:22
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This is just a cameo appearance
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Chennai, India
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Off you go, poets! |
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Feb 19th, 2009, 21:35
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a pain in the asana
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: the India inside my heart
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Many bloggers have "site meters" on their blogs, in fact, mine is not even hidden, it's on the home page so anyone can see who logs in from what country and what page they hit. behind the scenes I can see what they googled to end up on my blog. it's also a good way to find out where trolls live and and get their ISP..... the two top search terms are: "hot yoga chicks" or any derivative thereof like "hot yoga babes" or "naked yoga chicks" and "St. Theresa's Prayer" go figure. once someone (in India) searched for images of women in saris peeing and that creeped me out.  as for the naked yoga chicks, when they hit a particular post I have a picture of naked yoga guy so they can get a good look at yoga nakedness..... |
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Feb 19th, 2009, 21:36
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Heh...!
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Et Tu, Brutus...??? (Or should I say Et Tu, Nickus...???) |
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Feb 19th, 2009, 22:06
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Just a big girl with a small dream
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A little town you've probably never heard of
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Great thread Sama!
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 (or possibly "What an amazing facility karuna has for reading smut into absolutely anything") Quote:
Katrina Kaif the winsome waif’s Searches never drop. Her figures are messed up- They're pushing her chest up by Googling down her top. ------------- Katrina Kaif the winsome waif Says Googlers are born in a barn: “ All this searching's too much You can look, you can't touch- Only Salman Khan!”
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Feb 19th, 2009, 22:11
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Maha Guru Member
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Location: around delhi
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Those are great limericks Karuna...!
I like them even more as they are about Kats...! Cheers...! |
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