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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 21:13   #1
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What on earth is this all about?

http://www.hindu.com/2005/03/23/stor...2312100300.htm

CHENNAI, MARCH 22. The City Police Commissioner, R. Nataraj, has announced a cash reward for the police team which manages to solve the `bureau pulling' cases in Madipakkam sub-division in the last few months.

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Is someone stealing cupboard/shelf drawers or stealing funds from different departments? what?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 22:22   #2
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This is just a new way of snarling up chennai traffic
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 22:26   #3
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My bet is that it means 'missing undergarments' and someone is doing some good old fashion 'panty raids'

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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 23:28   #4
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some more details here, but it may only add to the confusion.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 23:52   #5
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some more details here, but it may only add to the confusion.
Perhaps this whole thing, and definately this article should be posted to Curious quirks of Indian English thread?
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 00:11   #6
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It's about entire cupboards or racks being stolen (instead of the valuables stored). Here's the explanation

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A story in the vernacular press talks about how one night, Mr Fear Unlimited woke up in the middle of his sleep and found that his `bureau' was taking a walk. "That must be the ghost," he told himself, and pulled the sheet close and full, in utter fear. Only the next morning did he find that somebody had stolen the bureau, lock stock and barrel.
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 00:16   #7
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ahh...I see....someone obviously has a 'drawer fetish'
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 02:21   #8
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Not as bad as almira yanking, I'm sure.
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 04:07   #9
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some of these bureaus must be really tough to break into, so they have chosen to take it in whole. A few years ago, the car alarms here became quite burglar proof, so the car theifs resorted to towing the car away, insted of trying to break into it and drive off.
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 04:30   #10
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Funny thread...had me laughing all the way...that was a nice one IndiaMike...good old fashion 'panty raids'... HAHAHAHAHAHA!

But then, I was a victim of this kind of robbery...someone broke into my house and dragged away the steel 'bureau'/almirah/cupboard out of the house. When I returned next morning, I found it a good 500 mts away from my house!!!

Someone tried to yank the locked doors open...could not do it ...they tried to bend the steel door using a crowbar probablly, so that they may insert their hand and grab allthe loot they could...no way... the door refused to bend beyond a point. Ultimately, they dumped it on the street-side and made off. it took the blacksmith more than an hour to re-set the little bend those crooks made. Thank fully I lost nothing!...Well there wasn't anything more than some old clothes and some unimportant papers in it.
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Excellent story, Rangss. Even better that it had a happy outcome
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 19:54   #12
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He's struck again!

I still don't get it, why would anyone want to collect cupboard drawers?

http://www.hindu.com/2005/04/02/stor...0213630300.htm
`Bureau puller' at it again

By Our Staff Reporter



TAMBARAM, APRIL 1. After a two-month lull, the "bureau puller" has struck.

This time in Union Carbide Colony at Madipakkam. However, instead of taking away valuables, he relieved a woman, sleeping in the house, of her chain.
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I still don't get it, why would anyone want to collect cupboard drawers?
Arey baba, because he cannot unlock the cupboard to steal the valuables inside. Read Rangss experience above. Maybe that thief never learnt to pick a lock.

Trying to yank the locked doors open or to bend the steel door with a crowbar would make a lot of noise. You can't do it when the owner is sleeping in the next room. And maybe the thief isn't bold enough to make it into a full fledged robbery. So he does the next best thing. He take off with the cupboard so he can open it at a safe place.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 21:18   #14
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Quite true, Soulfood. My experience wasn't in Chennai, but in Vizag, where I lived in the outskirts of the city. The reported robberies have the same story. the robberies have taken place in the quiet suburbs, where there are too many vacant places. The gang drags the almirah to such places so that there is no one to hear the noise.
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