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Malana's mine - I think the only place in India i didn't feel welcome....
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Maheshwar was a little odd. There was supposedly a hotel there that we wanted to go to but never found, with the help of quite a few townspeople. This included "the mayor", this guy who drove around on his motorcycle on his amazingly white, amazingly starched shirt who seemed to also be affiliated with many of the businesses in town and perhaps also apparently the only other "hotel" - a ramshackle place, even by our Pharaganj standards. There was the sari factory which had really nice sari's but was deserted and if you walked out back of it the were the huts with the not_for_show looms in them, surrounded by barbed wire. We ran in to two other tourists, who had been holed up in the "hotel" after military service "chilling out" for a couple of months. You just got this sense that there was a whole other story going on that you couldn't sort out. And of course as I've detailed extensively, Bandhavgar. "Odd" is one of the most subjective things of course, it's all only odd according to our own cultural standards and degrees detached from that at which we feel comfortable, depending on everything else.
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Ballia in UP. On the border of UP and Bihar. Was so frustrating with getting where I wanted to go it now makes me laugh in hindsight.
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Weirdest? The Sheraton Hotel in Chanyakipuri. Doesn't seem to be a part of India at all. Clean, air conditioned, quiet, no smells.
Worst? Moradabad. Anytime anyone calls someplace "the asshole of the world" I ask them if they have visited Moradabad. Last edited by PortieOwner : Apr 28th, 2006 at 05:14. |
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just, the Raw Beauty of India ...
Deshnok & Kashi ... Peace mmike56 |
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But I've never seen a Pizza Hut (thats pronounce Peezah Hat, of course ) with a Bell in the US though. The servers there really scare me. Its like they dont know they are working at a second-rate Peezah chain.And now, for the enjoyment of all, a Pizza related hindi joke: What did one pizza say to the other? Pizza haT! |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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I think Puri is a weird place. There's lots of black magic going on in the fishing village and it's soooo hard to leave that place. First time I went there I only stayed for one week but the second time I stayed for a whole month! And it's not much to see or to do there (except for going to the bhang shop
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Location: Calgary, Canada
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Auroville in Tamil Nadu is the weirdest place I've been in India. I remember a shallow grave in my beach guesthouse, lots of strange people, strange Auroville meditation rituals, locals (former foreigners) telling me how people "just disappear" around those parts, and Aurovillians who seemed less happy than other Indian folk. Oh well. Varanassi comes in second for me, because I don't understand it. And after six months in India I could only last in Benares some four days... too fruity for me.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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OK, my turn!
Among the weirdest places I saw were the bizarre bazars and choked chowks around the Red Fort in Old Delhi. One street on the west side of the fort was almost entirely auto horn shops. Not mere auto parts, but specifically auto horns! And as if the horns from the busy traffic were not enough, the people from the shops were out front beeping away at their horns as well. Around the corner from there was a shop selling heads, hooves, and other various parts of goats. If anyone has a clue to what this is about, I'm sure curious. Last edited by JMurray : May 20th, 2006 at 14:16. |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Osho commune in Poona....
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Lots of good places cited here, Osho & the fishing village in Puri are my favorites. However, I came across a desolate place near Ahmednagar City known incorrectly by the locals as Chand Bibi's tomb. On top of a mountain it was desolate beyond Ladakh, complete isolation..
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: On the road...
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[quote=PortieOwner]Weirdest? The Sheraton Hotel in Chanyakipuri. Doesn't seem to be a part of India at all. Clean, air conditioned, quiet, no smells.
Pity that you haven't seen the rest of my country to fully understand your comment, or you would have known that there really are many places which contradict your 'idea' of what parts constitute India. Hmm... I think the Kamakhya temple in Assam and the villages surrounding the temples...I heard so many stories about ardent black magic practises..and some of the rituals were positively scary. And of course I was (un)lucky enough to see the animal butchering once..by the supposed Brahmins over there, who supposedly are tantrics themselves. umm...I thought no one could get to Malana without getting into major trouble with the locals out there.... Osho commune not because it's weird, just because it's a sham...lol Aghori pandits in Rajasthan....creepy...
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Weirdest , for me it has to be Puri in Orissa .You start with the beach and the Lifeguards . Lifeguards ,not as we, in the u.k know them .I am not sure if they can swim ,but if you need any help ,there the guy's to sort it for you . Then you have the local deity ,JAGANNATH .Those wide staring eye's get me every time
The main road to the temple ,the grand road ,is big enough to take a 6 lane highway , and apears in continues hustle and bustle.Big enough to for Jagannath i suppose .Strange place ![]() |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: India
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the weirdest places are always those which are desperately seeking western customs to sell, sell, sell! Including mothers day,and halloween!
am waiting for the day when they celebrate the fourth of july by having a sale. Buy one brain, get one free!!! |
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