We The People of India

natasha chanda acharya

I got this really funny mail forward.
Most of it might not be true but it's really funny.

Bengali
One Bengali = Poet.
Two Bengalis = Film critic society.
Three Bengalis = Political party.
Four Bengalis = Two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Nationwide agitation to reinstate Saurav Ganguly.

Bihari
One Bihari = Kidnapping Racket.
Two Biharis = Booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = Private Army.
Four Biharis = Literate population of the State.

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky and bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = NHS.

Mallu
One Mallu = Johnny Walker.
Two Mallus = Difference of Opinion.
Three Mallus = Gold Souq.
Four Mallus = Gulf Job Racket.
More than four Mallus = Dubai.

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = Milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = Halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = A fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = 1 Landlord, 1 SC, 1 ST and 1 OBC.

Gujju
One Gujju = Share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = Rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = Stock market scam.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = Chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = Software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = Song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = UK Citizens.
Four Kashmiris = Curfew.

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = Priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in San Diego.

Bombayite
One Bombayite = Vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = Film studio.
Three Bombayites = Slum.
Four Bombayites = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = Currency racket.
Two Sindhis = Papad factory.
Three Sindhis = Duplicate Sony outlet in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = Trade cartel to undercut all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = Antwerp Diamond Merchants Association.

Kannadiga
One Kannadiga = Idli Vada Eatery.
Two Kannadigas = Idli Vada & Coffee - by Two.
Three Kannadigas = Rajkumar Fans Association.
Four Kannadigas = Bangalore.

Konks
One konk = bank clerk
Two konks = pvt ltd company
Three konks = syndicate bank
Four konks = accused in financial scam

Coorg
One coorg = loser of quiz contest
Two coorgs = bar-cum-restaurant
Three coorgs = card game
Four coorgs = gun fight over ancestral property

New-South-Welshman

Haha. That's pretty funny. Insulting, but funny.

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Mr. Burns "Non-violence never solved anything!"

edwardseco

My spouse really appreciated this and said so true. But, then she is a poet..

haritha

Insulting but some are facts

Appreciated