The quirks of Indian English
I think you're getting just about close to getting the tone right, Justdeep.
Keep working at it
Keep working at it
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Language Timothy
Originally Posted by Nick-H 
The boss probably didn't know the rule.
Dear Mr <Name> ---> Yours sincerely.
Dear Sir ---> Yours faithfully.
The boss was as asshole. Probably an ignorant asshole too!
The boss probably didn't know the rule.Dear Mr <Name> ---> Yours sincerely.
Dear Sir ---> Yours faithfully.
The boss was as asshole. Probably an ignorant asshole too!
Lord, Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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Not to mention spelling!
Originally Posted by Nick-H Probably not.
<warning: old fart mode>
Most formal things have gone by the board in England, and it is not even considered proper to teach grammar any longer.
<end of old fart mode. Hopefully>
Probably not.<warning: old fart mode
>Most formal things have gone by the board in England, and it is not even considered proper to teach grammar any longer.
<end of old fart mode. Hopefully
> 
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Originally Posted by justdeep Dear & Respected Sir,
Mr. Nick-H,
These above quotes, O wise master of all things Indian, is exactly why I say you completely miss the crux of the matter, despite your immense prodigious knowledge of India. In a country where you have to bribe and run around in several circles to get things which you are legally and constitutionally entitled to, arse licking is the least of one’s concerns. A govt. official, bureaucrat or a person of higher ranking , may not even offer your letter the cursory glance, without such salutations. Unfortunately such language is usually carried forward to most communication.
Thanking you sincerely for all your glorious years of selfless contribution to IMers .
Shallam Saab!
Your humble and obedient
Indian Servant
Justdeep
Dear & Respected Sir,Mr. Nick-H,
These above quotes, O wise master of all things Indian, is exactly why I say you completely miss the crux of the matter, despite your immense prodigious knowledge of India. In a country where you have to bribe and run around in several circles to get things which you are legally and constitutionally entitled to, arse licking is the least of one’s concerns. A govt. official, bureaucrat or a person of higher ranking , may not even offer your letter the cursory glance, without such salutations. Unfortunately such language is usually carried forward to most communication.
Thanking you sincerely for all your glorious years of selfless contribution to IMers .
Shallam Saab!
Your humble and obedient
Indian Servant
Justdeep
Beautifully put, oh most honoured sir! I guess you have the situation in a nutshell. Of course you are absolutely correct!
I'd still like to see such flummery (I'm sure that's the wrong word, but it sounds right!) swept away, but you concisely state why, in the foreseeable future, it won't be.
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Brilliant!
Originally Posted by justdeep .... it smacks of arse licking!
Dear & Respected Sir,
Mr. Nick-H,
These above quotes, O wise master of all things Indian, is exactly why I say you completely miss .......
.........
.... it smacks of arse licking! Dear & Respected Sir,
Mr. Nick-H,
These above quotes, O wise master of all things Indian, is exactly why I say you completely miss .......
.........
This is what true blue arse licking is!
...and, regrettably, it is a survival tool in this country!
Indeed, for the foreseeable future there is going to be no respite from this!
Kind Sir,
Forever your humble servant,
Anup.
.....not many know that toilets were introduced on Indian trains only after one Okhil Chandra Sen wrote a letter in 1909 to the Sahibganj divisional office in West Bengal complaining about how he missed the train when he got down to attend the call of nature.
(Some of you may have seen this classic letter in 'Indian English')!
DearSir,
I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefor went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah (mug of water) in one hand and dhoti (long strip of cloth wound around the waist) in the next when I fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on plateform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station.
This too much bad, if passengers go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefor pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.
Yours faithfull servant
Okhil Ch Sen
The full text of this letter is on display at the Rail Museum in New Delhi!
(Some of you may have seen this classic letter in 'Indian English')!
DearSir,
I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefor went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah (mug of water) in one hand and dhoti (long strip of cloth wound around the waist) in the next when I fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on plateform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station.
This too much bad, if passengers go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefor pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.
Yours faithfull servant
Okhil Ch Sen
The full text of this letter is on display at the Rail Museum in New Delhi!
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Pardon me, they may be shockings to you but these are my family jewels!
Originally Posted by Golghar .... Just think of the sentence: Pardon me, your schockings are showing!
.... Just think of the sentence: Pardon me, your schockings are showing! 
Sorry to interrupt the fun but another gem from the border road guys: "Remember, SPEED is a 5 letter word, but so is DETH"(sic)
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Hehe, the guy who wrote this must have been a fan of Megadeth!
Originally Posted by BitchesBrew .... "Remember, SPEED is a 5 letter word, but so is DETH"(sic)
.... "Remember, SPEED is a 5 letter word, but so is DETH"(sic) 
...or, maybe the 'p' in speed is silent and the 5 was a typo.
How private!
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BTW can any Ozzies on the forum confirm (or deny) that the Whitlam government introduced some spelling changes like helth in place of health; or is this a slander cooked up by the CIA and its Australian henchmen?
Originally Posted by BitchesBrew Sorry to interrupt the fun but another gem from the border road guys: "Remember, SPEED is a 5 letter word, but so is DETH"(sic)
Sorry to interrupt the fun but another gem from the border road guys: "Remember, SPEED is a 5 letter word, but so is DETH"(sic)
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I never heard of this, and I was living in Oz at time of Whitlam government. Just a rumour I reckon Golghar.
Also it wasn't that long ago we were teaching in schools the business letter, with 'Dear Sir' and 'Yours faithfully' !
Also it wasn't that long ago we were teaching in schools the business letter, with 'Dear Sir' and 'Yours faithfully' !
Every cloud has a silver lining!
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Have a look at this: www.spellingsociety.org/journals/j3/world.php
Originally Posted by Aishah I never heard of this, and I was living in Oz at time of Whitlam government. Just a rumour I reckon Golghar.
I never heard of this, and I was living in Oz at time of Whitlam government. Just a rumour I reckon Golghar. The last paragraph under the heading Australia is the relevant one.
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