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Old May 29th, 2008, 11:27   #31
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Its because of stairs like this that we end up climbing a wall!!!


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I'll bet a nickel its from a property dispute yada, yada. Seriously, my better half informs me saw a school in Northridge, USA that had the stairs put in upside down. People were just staring at it wondering how. Guess common sense isn't common..
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Hey, it's just the creative freedom of the architect, isn't it ?
I am one, and I would suggest flower pots on the lower part...

Something similar almost happened during my time in India... If the staircase would have been built as the mason wanted it to do, the client maybe wouldn't have survived the first step out of his bedroom
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Maybe there are religious reasons...
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OK, so the big mistake we're all making is that that is a staircase, when, actually, it is just a decorative feature!

The building-in-progress opposite my house has a first-floor balcony. It's wall is just one row of bricks which collapsed into the street the day after it was built. They simply put it back again. My meagre understanding is that the strength in a brick structure comes from the way the bricks are laid, and that the mortar really only fills the gaps --- I'm going to be very careful what I lean against in the future!
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depends on the mortar... cement mortar (as usually used in India) combined with well watered bricks should not be a problem... but if the water dries too fast, they don't stick together...

Side note: these things don't happen only in India... I have a small collection of funny site pictures... from Spain and Greece
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I got it. It's to trick thieves at night.

They climb the stairs, and BANG!
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Or maybe it's to confuse the taxman, the real entry being hidden.

"You haven't paid your taxes"

"Yeah, come upstairs"
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Got this pic from a frwd email from my friend.. it says this amzing structure was built by an "Architect from Punjab university".. not sure how far it's true. !!
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Got this pic from a frwd email from my friend.. it says this amzing structure was built by an "Architect from Punjab university".. not sure how far it's true. !!
Could be. Sikhs are famous for their military skills.
This could be a trick to stupefy potential attackers, who stay mesmerised under the stairs, while the defensors pour boiling oil on them.
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Some great theories there Ivan!

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I'll bet a nickel its from a property dispute yada, yada. Seriously, my better half informs me saw a school in Northridge, USA that had the stairs put in upside down. People were just staring at it wondering how. Guess common sense isn't common..
Sing along (from Fiddler on the Roof)...

If I were a rich man
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there would be one long stair case just going up
and one even longer coming down
and one leading nowhere ... just for show

Folks, you are looking at the third one.

Take a stroll to the other side and presto, you will see the ones going just up and just down
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