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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 18:52   #211
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A horrendous... yet now absurdly funny... and EMBARRASSING train journey.
Ladies and Gentlemen,

We have a winner !!! I nearly pooped MY pants reading this.

Will take something really dastardly to top this!

Thanks for the laughs india is in me
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 19:07   #212
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Ladies and Gentlemen,

We have a winner !!! I nearly pooped MY pants reading this.

Will take something really dastardly to top this!

Thanks for the laughs india is in me
That's mean Nikhil ...I kinda felt sad reading the account.
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But you know what, I vote for this one as the funniest as well!
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 19:23   #213
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On my first trip to india i tried to learn a few local words. I managed a few words of Kannada and a few hindi
We wanted this sweet I like, So I said to the waiter
"A bowl of Julab for me and my friends.
Blank stare.
I said "please, some Julab for everyone"

What I had asked for was Julab, which is Diahorrea.
I asked for a nice bowl of runny shit for my friends.
Nice, that reminds me of an awfully embarassing moment in the board room with all the directors of my company. I was learning dutch and one asked me if I had any plans for the weekend. I intended to say I have a huge assignment to finish, what I actually said was that I plan to have a huge wank....funnily enough they have never asked me again that question.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:37   #214
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Nice, that reminds me of an awfully embarassing moment in the board room with all the directors of my company. I was learning dutch and one asked me if I had any plans for the weekend. I intended to say I have a huge assignment to finish, what I actually said was that I plan to have a huge wank....funnily enough they have never asked me again that question.
LMAO...
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 23:54   #215
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A horrendous... yet now absurdly funny... and EMBARRASSING train journey.

OMG....your poor friend, what an utter nightmare

If your friend was the one relaying the story I'd be laughing, but...
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 23:56   #216
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I intended to say I have a huge assignment to finish, what I actually said was that I plan to have a huge wank....funnily enough they have never asked me again that question.
Ha ha ha ha ha that's awesome
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 00:11   #217
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OK, please tell us.

What is the Dutch for, err, masturbate?
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 00:48   #218
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masturberen from google translater...
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:15   #219
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And for huge assignment?
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:53   #220
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enorme opdracht

i think some thing was lost in translation...
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:57   #221
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They are even further apart than Mylapore and Mogapair!

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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 03:08   #222
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A horrendous... yet now absurdly funny... and EMBARRASSING train journey.
Your poor friend! Thank God she was on the top bunk, but still so mortifying.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 03:09   #223
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Yeah, it was opdrachten en aantrekken that for some reason I mixed up.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 03:31   #224
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Mine was having a bout of Delhi Belly and not being able to get off in time from the elephant we were riding on at the time, poor thing.

This had me laughing out loud when I read it and reading it for the third time is cracking me up. Just how many people do you know have shat on an elephant?
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This had me laughing out loud when I read it and reading it for the third time is cracking me up. Just how many people do you know have shat on an elephant?
Idea for a new thread 'Worst places in India to get Delhi belly'...lol
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