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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 10:57   #1
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Talking Man in Khaki wets his pants

Pee saab!
By: Ganesh Thakur
March 17, 2007

A senior Police Inspector Anand Rao Chavan peed in his pants, when he found himself trapped by the Anti Corruption Bureau (ACB).

The ACB officials caught Chavan accepting a bribe of Rs 20,000 and a bottle of Black Label whisky.

Said a senior ACB official, “Chavan urinated in his chair when he saw the ACB officials coming to arrest him. We have also reported the incident in the panchnama.”

Chavan who owns a duplex house in Mahim, spent Rs 20 lakh doing up the interiors. Apart from this Ford he also owns a Santro
According to Vilas Tupe, additional deputy commissioner of police, Chavan headed the list of officers due to be promoted to assistant commissioner of police.

“He was to be promoted as ACP in the next 15 days,” said Tupe. A senior PI earns Rs 16,000 per month.
http://www.mid-day.com/news/city/2007/march/153668.htm
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 11:05   #2
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Awesome! More of the same now please!
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 11:10   #3
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nice post.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 11:11   #4
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didn't anybody tell the guy of the old saying... 'look before you leak"?
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 11:42   #5
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A senior judge recently told a government official charged with corruption that the he wished the law allowed him to have the official publicly hanged from a lamppost as he thought that anything less than public hangings could never rid India of its corruption.

Slightly controversial, as the gut hadn't actually been found guilty at that point...
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 11:53   #6
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Controversial, yes. But it strikes a chord with many who get frustrated with the corruption.

For those who will inevitably say things are better now, just two concerns of mine
-One, the enormous amount of "black" (including corrupt) money coming into the Indian stockmarket through 'P notes'.. an easier way of money laundering than in many countries.
-two, the fact that no reforms have been made in the real estate sector, a big bucket for corrupt money (including with the peeing cop)

The corrupt in power seem to be saying, " We will reform ourselves last, and maybe not at all. And, we will protect our politicians and babus for as long as possible. Meanwhile, all the rest of you please pay your taxes"
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Well, if things are 'better now' then they must have been pretty bad before.

Our personal dealings with various officials in the past year or so have been very expensive.
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Pee saab!
By: Ganesh Thakur
March 17, 2007

A senior Police Inspector Anand Rao Chavan peed in his pants, when he found himself trapped by the Anti Corruption Bureau (ACB).

The ACB officials caught Chavan accepting a bribe of Rs 20,000 and a bottle of Black Label whisky.

Said a senior ACB official, “Chavan urinated in his chair when he saw the ACB officials coming to arrest him. We have also reported the incident in the panchnama.”

Chavan who owns a duplex house in Mahim, spent Rs 20 lakh doing up the interiors. Apart from this Ford he also owns a Santro
According to Vilas Tupe, additional deputy commissioner of police, Chavan headed the list of officers due to be promoted to assistant commissioner of police.

“He was to be promoted as ACP in the next 15 days,” said Tupe. A senior PI earns Rs 16,000 per month.
http://www.mid-day.com/news/city/2007/march/153668.htm
A big blot on the deparment of police.
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 13:44   #9
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A big blot on a Police Department chair!
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Corruption? After reading the article, it seemed more like extortion to me. Good riddance.
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Very funny!
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A big blot on the deparment of police.
a new type of addition in the blot collection !!

but i was really happy after reading that as i have a business in which such corrupt official s (not police muncipal) have to be kept happy

this article should scare the shit out of them 2

but in our country we are very forgiving (forgetful) !!

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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 21:45   #13
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A big blot on a Police Department chair!
Was he not able to reach the sink at least?
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Was he not able to reach the sink at least?
priceless, noodle! i foretell yet another thread going...er...down the drain!
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 23:22   #15
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I hate corruption and think it hold India back, but....

I kind of feel sorry for the guy, I shouldn't, he's probably had a damn good life at the expense or others less fortunate than him.

But he now loses everything he has in life for doing something that is widely accepted as normal.

I suppose the down-side has to mirror the up-sides in life.
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