Joke for the day!! (part deux)

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

Sir, do you know everything about law?

Prof: Yes



Student; if u can answer this question, I will accept my final marks,

If U can't, U have to give me “A" Grade --- professor agreed



Boy asked,

'What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?



Prof thought about it for hours & hours, but could not think of an answer.

He finally gave up, and gave the boy his 'A' Grade.



The following day, professor asked same Question from all his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one of the student to answer.



Answer he got from his student:-

Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman,

This is legal but not logical.



Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy,

this is logical but not legal- morally in some part



Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam, yet you gave him 'A' Grade.

It's neither logical nor legal



Professor fainted.

Good one, jaws!

Latest one on the FB :

vino
tks.
pl do not try this .I know India is good at YOGA.-or not for this

http://www.flixxy.com/athletic-girl-...cal-africa.htm

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, Where are you going?'


He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'


She says, 'Why, are you sick?'


He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'


Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.


He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?

She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'


He says, 'Why, what do you need?'

She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing,

I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'

Dad on FB



Source - FB

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

Dunno if this is a repeat - found it on FB .

Just heard this breaking news:

All countries have decided to withdraw their names from all the events in the 2016 Olympics
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since India has decided to send Rajnikanth as their only participant.

I tried to login on my tablet, turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't even own a tablet. Also, I'm out of Vodka.

Time to head back to Ma India Daisy

I like the way you think!

Ah that reminds me of an old but still fresh joke...

An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"

One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.

Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one -- the one that the farmer shot."

The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."

"OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"

After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside."

Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong -- it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."

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