Joke for the day!! (part deux)

My name is Alice.

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist, and I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my school and class many years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This guy was way too old to have been my classmate.

Anyhow, to be sure, I asked him if he had attended my school.
'Yes, I did,'. he gleamed with pride. 'Why do you ask?'
"You were in my class!'", I said.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkle faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked me,

"What did you teach???"

Good reference - is there a quick way to go to a particular post? I spent some time clicking pages trying to see where was it located?

I don't think there's a quick way to jump into a particular post. The only way you can do it (pardon me if I am wrong) is to search the thread with keywords (the way I searched it), but for that you need to know one of the keywords of the post (for ex. I searched with the word license).

its fifteen posts to a thread so 1801 is 1800/15 = 120 + 1 first post on page no 121

oh and the post no tag on the top has a link embedded in it. Right click and click copy link (or what ever is the equivalent in your browser) and paste in into a post. clicking on the link will take one to the post that you refer. and in this case...

http://www.indiamike.com/india/chai-...21/#post861115

That was very informative. Thanks

Thanks ! !
For the first suggestion -
So every page will have only 15 posts? whatever is the length of them?
For the 2nd option -

Anyway - I do not want to be Off Topic for too long on a Joke thread.

an englishmans wife stepped up to the tee and she bent over to place her
ball, the wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman!Why aren't you wearing any pants?"the englishman demanded.
"Well,you don't give me enough money to afford any,"she replied.
The englishman reached into his pocket and said,"For goodness sake,here's £50.Go and buy some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball.Her skirt
also blew up to show she too, is wearing no undies.
"B'jesus woman!You've no knickers.Why not?"
She replied,"I can't afford any on the little money you give me."
Paddy reached into his pocket and said,"For the sake of decency,
here's £20.Go out and buy some underwear!"
Lastly,the Scotsman's wife bent over.The wind took her skirt over
her head to reveal that she too,is naked.
"Aggie!Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"
She too said,'You dinna give me enough money to be able to affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said,"Well,fer christ sake,
here's a comb.Tidy yerself up a bit."

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”

Please put speaker on first and ENJOY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6h0l...1&feature=fvwp

Indian Top Gear - Goodness Gracious Me

Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
"Mom, what those things on your chest?"
Unsure how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad
at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked
his father the same question.
His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why
Johnny,those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up
and she'll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a
few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,
"Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!" His father says, "Calm
down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"

Johnny replies, "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's
balloons and she's screaming 'Oh God, I'm coming!

Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs
screwing each other.
"Dad, what're the dogs doing?" asks Johnny.
"Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above has
concentrated."
"Okay, I've understood."
"What've you understood!?" asks the father sarcastically.

"Never relax in your life, dad, or you'll get fuc*ed like a dog!"

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it


The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice


A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother, It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short"


Love,
grandma

Hot Enjoy , OLE ole with speaker on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYITD8TMvcM

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and
Rs 500 for no helmet

India now ruled by..

Amma in South;

Didi in East;

Bhenji in North;

Aunty in the Capital;

Madam in Center;

Nani on top (the president)

& "Wife At Home"

And yet people say.. Its a Man's World?