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Old May 23rd, 2007, 16:26   #1
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How big is your village?

I was just reading the 'Being asked about your salary' post and recognised some of those questions (salary, religion, etc).

Another one we got frequently in India was 'How big is your village?'. Well, we come from New Zealand and we live in a small town of about 4000 people. When I told them this, they just couldn't believe that we came from a village smaller than theirs! You could see them thinking 'But you are a Westerner - how could this be??!!'.

I remember one guy saying 'You might be knowing my brother. He has a dairy (small grocery shop) in Auckland.' (Our biggest city in NZ) Since Delhi has 3 times the population of our entire country, he just couldn't imagine that we hadn't bumped into his brother several times over. Oh dear.

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Old May 23rd, 2007, 16:37   #2
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I remember one guy saying 'You might be knowing my brother. He has a dairy (small grocery shop) in Auckland.' Since Delhi has 3 times the population of our entire country, he just couldn't imagine that we hadn't bumped into his brother several times over. Oh dear.

Lolz..I remember reading somewhere...that few decades back Kiwi Head of State visited India and was invited to see Annual Ram Leela, by Mr.Nehru our then prime minister. It takes place in the walled city in Delhi.

The Kiwi was so overwhelmed to see the crowed that came to witness the event that he said that there were more people in the ground than in the entire New Zealand..
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I used to imagine what life must be like for some friends of mine back in their Andhra village: a couple of farm houses, a tiny shop, fields, cattle...

Then, one day, I asked her how big it was --- 150,000 people!

Oh well, so much for my rural idyll
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 17:18   #4
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BITW,

I get exactly the same thing!! I grew up in a coastal town of about 3000 people in Australia. I get responses like 'you mean 3 lakh people?'

If my facts are approximately correct, the entire population of Australia is about equal to that of Delhi.

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No wonder we get on each other's nerves so often. We are all packed like a BMTC bus at peak hour. Imagine the state in summer . Aah well, I don't have to imagine, been there, done that, wouldn't care to repeat it.

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Old May 23rd, 2007, 17:40   #6
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No wonder we get on each other's nerves so often. We are all packed like a BMTC bus at peak hour. Imagine the state in summer . Aah well, I don't have to imagine, been there, done that, wouldn't care to repeat it.

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It's so funny to come back to New Zealand after India. The roads seem so empty and the drivers so (boringly) sane. And although we certainly have no shortage of cows, they're kept all behind fences here, which seems kinda cruel now. And we're so very polite when standing in queues here - but then, we can afford to be.
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I can totally identify with this - You can imagine what it is like when I try and describe Mongolia (where i was based for a year before coming to India). the land size is just over half that of India, and there are two time zones - and the total population of the whole country is 2.5 million!!!
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I can totally identify with this - You can imagine what it is like when I try and describe Mongolia (where i was based for a year before coming to India). the land size is just over half that of India, and there are two time zones - and the total population of the whole country is 2.5 million!!!
Crumbs! Even I find that kind of spread-outness hard to imagine. I think NZ is about the size of England, but is on 2 islands. You have to either jump on a boat or be able to swim well to travel all of our country. What's the mail service like in Mongolia? Do they do smoke signals there?
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Yes it is mindblowing - particularly given the fact that nearly 1 million live in the capital so the majority of the country is incredibly sparsely populated - and mostly nomadic, so that is a challenge to a postal system! However, contact and communication on horseback can cover miles and is the basis for communication in the remote areas.
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When I was at school. the population of Greater London was about the same as that of Australia!

How does Australia compare now to a big Indian City?

My UK village, Padstow, in Cornwall, is four or five thousand.
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Mongolia (where i was based for a year before coming to India)
Based in Mangolia!Wow!
This is one more of the few countries I have been fascinated for years now. Whats up with you in Mangolia?.... ummm..if am not being too personal :P. Just curious!
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about 22 mill i believe nick, not much more than mumbai!
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Mumbai (just one city wiht 16.4M people) has more people than 177 countries. Is your country on the list?
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Mumbai (just one city wiht 16.4M people) has more people than 177 countries. Is your country on the list?
There we are - Number 122. Just below Ireland, just above Lebanon. Thanks for that crvlvr - that was really interesting.

Funny thing - when I watched Delhi traffic for a while, I thought to myself 'Aucklanders should learn how to drive this way' (weaving in and out of each other and 'horn please'). Aucklanders sit in traffic every day, for up to 2 hours each way just to get to work and back! So many of them must be close to heart attack from stress, let alone how much road rage must build up. Although Delhi looks like chaos, it flows more smoothly and I never saw an actual angry driver. And it must really keep the brain sharpened too. Imagine arriving at work each day knowing full well you're damned lucky to be there...
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I never saw an actual angry driver.

OMG..Pray to God that you never encounter one..specially in the heat of summer..
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