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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 04:02   #16
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Ah to be back in that crazy land .i watched two guys entertaining themselves by spending a day in a railway booking office which happened to be extremely slow , they were queue jumping just to see who they could wind up . One was disabled and the other a war veteran and they would work as a team , and not a lot of people reacted ,just a few crumbles everone kept very polite ,except these two Westerners ,we took em on and won and enjoyed the entertainment .
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 07:45   #17
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Some guy just cut in front of me while buying my groceries...I have this happen to me practically on a daily basis.
it happened to me quite a lot when i was last in india, but i got a bit bolder each time. usually. i'd just stick my arm out, sometimes with a look, sorta like this it generally worked, but my reaction (to these acts of disrespect) depended on my mood and the amount of energy i had to deal with it, or on how hot of a day it is - like the time in the train station in pondicherry at sweltering high noon...

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..I worked behind a counter in the US when I was younger and we were always told to follow the Q and be polite...I have never had an employee in India - anywhere - tell the person that is doing the budging to get to the back
best not mention the politeness that we have in the US (as compared to india) - when i did that here i nearly got hung out to dry...
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 08:24   #18
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I was on an Information line at the Delhi rail station when men started pushing in front of me to the window. The first guy got away with it. When the next guy pushed in and interrupted me, I said, quite loudly: "Just a minute buddy, I'm talking here, not you, now get in line." He looked totally gobsmacked ... and boy, did I ever feel good!
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 08:27   #19
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best not mention the politeness that we have in the US (as compared to india)
yes, best not
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 08:28   #20
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I...I said, quite loudly: "Just a minute buddy, I'm talking here, not you, now get in line." He looked totally gobsmacked ... and boy, did I ever feel good!
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 08:28   #21
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I think the same pot-bellied guy with the paan-stained mouth butted in front of me once in Delhi too. I grabbed him by the shoulder (wanted to grab his ear lobe) and physically turned him so he could see the length of the line that he had so violated and inconvenienced. Then the whole queue started to cat call and shout their feelings towards him ..... whereupon he put his tail between his legs and went to his proper place.
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 09:57   #22
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This happens a lot in Delhi, in queues for telephone bills, electric bills, tickets everything..

and the worst part is, it happens in queues of temples also, sometimes I feel people want to cheat god as well...

But thankfully whenever someone raises his/her voice it actually works..situations doesn't get out of hand and people get back into line..this is also confirmed by experience of most other members here..
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 10:01   #23
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Hit The Wall Stories.....

Don't you love hit-the-wall stories like these? I have laughed so hard.....my meltdowns seem to always involve an airport. I can (almost, hehehe) keep an even, well-travelled, patient, "look beyond current circumstances, see the "devine truth" kind of attitude, for many spontaneous events....but the airport..no no no.

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there was a scrum for the window ones
fsg..

Does everyone know what a "scum" is! Beautiful word to describe the experience of getting your seat. It does feel like rugby! Ouch!

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"Just a minute buddy, I'm talking here, not you, now get in line." He looked totally gobsmacked ... and boy, did I ever feel good!
Get in line. Even if you don't mutter the words yourself: Come on, anyone who has grown up in a "get in line" culture thinks this as a reflex jerk in their minds. You're either too tired, too weak, too sick, too intimadated, too beat down or have already acheived sainthood to not have that thought!!!!

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I think the same pot-bellied guy with the paan-stained mouth butted in front of me once in Delhi too. I grabbed him by the shoulder (wanted to grab his ear lobe) and physically turned him so he could see the length of the line that he had so violated and inconvenienced.
The same guy was in front of me in the casual car pool lane today, on my way into work, but being a lady, I just elevated my voice and shamed him until he left the line. Public disgrace can work as well in Oakland as it sometimes does India!
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 12:01   #24
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I've told it before, but my favourite, at the BSNL telephone office, some guy comes to interupt the conversation I'm already having with the guy at the desk, "This will only take a minute."

I told him, "This will only take a minute, and my minute comes first!"
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 12:15   #25
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I get impatient with people taking time with their hand baggage when all they need to do is stow it and sit down, letting the rest of us past.
People in this country keep switching between being complacent and being restless a lot more frequently than they do elsewhere..
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People in this country keep switching between being complacent and being restless a lot more frequently than they do elsewhere..


Must have something to do about "before" & "after" the masala hits the blood stream.
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 20:26   #27
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line cutting

Always had my share of tiffs with the line cutters. Some Indians are terrible at it, to the point of embarassing the rest of us conscientious Indians.

It's reflective of bad manners taught to them while growing up. By their parents and their grandparents.

While largely in the west, things are a bit more organized, here's a story to explain that individuals will be badly behaved immaterial which culture, if not for the top down rules affecting such behavior.

Reference to driving on highways. In Spain and France (the two other countries I know of), one uses the speeding lane only to overtake.

United States on the contrary has one of the worst of the driving sense of the western world (atleast to the extent I am aware of). A ton of blokes assume they have the right to be on the speed lane, immaterial what their speed is. This morning I followed an older brunette for good ten minutes, while she chatted on the phone (illegal), got her make up together, while I just couldn't find a way to overtake.

This just goes to reflect that individuals will behave badly, if the top down rules don't indicate that there could be potential for rebuke or penalties if you don't conform.
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Old May 15th, 2008, 21:46   #28
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yeah ive had similar experiences at all airports in India, once got into a scuffle at Bangalore with a local looking dude who wanted to push his entire family's 100 pound luggage trolley ahead of me...

made him buzz off to the end of the line...
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Indians have a solution to stop anyone else pushing in...stand so close to the guy in the front that basically they are touching each other...check out any ticket line...train, cinema etc.
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 20:20   #30
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What i experienced many times on domestic flights is people pushing themselves into the bus, once the bus reaches the plane they are the last ones to come out because there in the back.
Funny is that this repeats leaving the plane, they are the last ones to reach the belt. Many more examples are there.
Once a few years ago i wanted to be polite to an old lady letting her enter a train before me as im raised to respect elderly people. Well, she blocked me while eyeballing me in a bad way and all of a sudden she seemed to have 30 family members squeezing themselves in.

It's like it is in the system of many Indian people that they don't even think about it.(everyone does so why shouldn't i do it) and if i'm not a bit brutal sometimes i don't get nothing and won't reach nowhere. Hopefully it will change but it will take quite some time i think...

I allready spend quite some time here but i will never really get used to it.
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