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Old Aug 23rd, 2007, 10:29   #1
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In 2006 i visited India for the first time and stayed for approx 4 months traveling all around Southern India and the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Shortly after arriving back in Pondicherry after a 2 week adventure on Havelock me and my buddies who were also along for the trip were feeling like we needed to party a little bit. Fast forward about 2-3 hours and after finishing off a whole bottle of Old Monk rum it was time to head in for the night. On the way there however i had to cross a concrete bridge over a dry gully about 4 feet high. Needless to say i took a tumble off the edge injuring my left knee. After several attempts of my host to get me out on the back of a motorcyle he finally got me out by driving off road in his regular car. Nothing like walking around in Pondicherry for the first time on crutches for 3 weeks to get some wierd looks from the locals. I guess this could only happen in India!
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Old Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:18   #2
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an indian souvenir...
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Old Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:02   #3
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well this is something that can happen anywhere !!
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Ahhh drunken shenanigans. A must for an interesting trip overseas, which I had many in India. One of them for me must have been avoiding arrest by a policeman in Goa, but that's something which is best not told.
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Haha ya best thing i ever did in Goa not to be stopped by cops after getting smashed in the nightclubs is hop right into a waiting taxi. That way i'm not stumbling around and they take me right back to my room.
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should have known better!

in kerala, at a restaurant i had been frequenting and lolling about, chatting with the staff, i arrived late one night. i asked what was there to eat and was told only chicken. i had been avoiding meals that were very, chili, hot.
so i says ok, bring on the chicken, imagining a few pieces of chicken in dahl and vegies. to my horror he delivered, with the words, "i cook this especially for you" and a beautiful smile, a big plate full of red chicken pieces, seemingly cooked solely in oil and chili!!!!
i didn't want to offend him, so i asked for some cooling yoghurt to go with it but there was none so i got water to drink. i ate most of the meal and copious amounts of water and later that night was awaken with a very fine dose of the u know whats!!! 2 lots of antibiotics later, i was well enough to leave town.
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