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Jan 20th, 2004, 15:22
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Bejewelled dung.
A gem merchant's prize cow is producing bejewelled dung after it ate a pile of hay where he had hidden a bag of 1700 diamonds worth more than Rs40,000.
Dilubhai Rajput is feeding the cow on fruit and laxatives in Gujarat and has recovered 300 diamonds in 3 days. Story from the London Evening Standard. Diamonds are a cow's best friend. 
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Jan 20th, 2004, 15:42
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My dog ate the buttons off a calculator once, then ate a tub of vaseline - it was a whole new way to pick lottery numbers! Didn't win though
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Jan 20th, 2004, 18:04
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Good spotting Steven. I saw it in one of the local rags. Had it been a little longer we could have submitted it to Private Eye's Funny Old World page.
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