wheres the best place to get malaria?

singsub · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:52

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Originally Posted by Mickey S

Not drinking urine seems to deter attacks by wild animals, because I don't drink urine and I've never been attacked by a lion or tiger.

elementary dear watson !!!

Nick-H · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:06

Err, as wild animals were being discussed, shouldn't that have been

elementary deer, Watson !!!

Haylo · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:06

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Originally Posted by jikwan

hi
i have a medicine practically guaranteed to cure malaria

For a great way for you to smuggle that stuff into the country, see my previous suggestion.

P.S. Who's that trip trapping over MY bridge...

machadinha · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:07

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Originally Posted by Haylo

For a great way for you to smuggle that stuff into the country, see my previous suggestion.

Is it polite to... oh, never mind.

Munivar · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:41

Reg Morarji Desai - well he lived upto 96 or 97. So who's to say

capt_mahajan · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:44

That may just mean that his urine was magical.

singsub · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:50

lots of people live till their high nineties. dont mean they drink pee.

Mickey S · Jun 27th, 2008, 01:52

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Originally Posted by Munivar

Reg Morarji Desai - well he lived upto 96 or 97. So who's to say

He'd probably have lived to be 112 if he hadn't drunk piss.

Off topic, but I once peed on someone in a nightclub toilet because I mistakenly thought he was into that sort of thing...

singsub · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:02

what sort of thing??? this thread has talked about pee drinking... now being peed on !!

machadinha · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:04

Sounds like an "excuse me, sir, I got that all wrong" situation, Mickey

So how did you talk yourself out of it?

--> Dance Responsibly (video)

Mickey S · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:09

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Originally Posted by machadinha

Sounds like an "excuse me, sir, I got that all wrong" situation, Mickey

It was an easy mistake to make. I was completely off my face and it looked to me like he had a yellow hanky in his back pocket, which I vaguely recalled meant that the wearer likes being pissed on.

It turned out to be his white t-shirt, which looked yellow under the lights of the bathroom.

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Originally Posted by machadinha

So how did you talk yourself out of it?

"Oops, sorry, mate."

Haylo · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:11

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Originally Posted by Mickey S

I once peed on someone in a nightclub toilet because I mistakenly thought he was into that sort of thing...

That is hilarious, it sounds like he chose an astoundingly inappropriate moment to tell you how much he enjoys surfing, scuba diving and sailing!

Mickey S · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:15

It was in my younger, more foolish days. And in the kind of club where if you find someone lying in the urinal you can't be sure whether they've passed out or just... well... want to lie there.

Haylo · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:17

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Originally Posted by Mickey S

It turned out to be his white t-shirt

Lucky for him that he wasn't wearing a red t-shirt!

machadinha · Jun 27th, 2008, 02:18

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Originally Posted by Mickey S

It turned out to be his white t-shirt, which looked yellow under the lights of the bathroom.

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Originally Posted by Haylo

it sounds like he chose an astoundingly inappropriate moment to tell you how much he enjoys surfing, scuba diving and sailing!

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Originally Posted by Mickey S

the kind of club where if you find someone lying in the urinal you can't be sure whether they've passed out or just... well... want to lie there.

Aha. So you naturally thought, better make sure the guy is rather safe than sorry right?

So come to think of it: Is it polite or even feasible to contract malaria in a dodgy Welsh nightclub?

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