wheres the best place to get malaria?

Mickey S · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:29

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Originally Posted by jikwan

total fasting cures anything

Including AIDS?

Kingstonian · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:30

Going

but ...

What did the I Ching suggest about posting here?

machadinha · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:33

LOL Kingstonian

I don't know what edition Jikwan uses, but mine tends to be a little more ambiguous than a simple "yes" or "no"...

jikwan · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:37

posting on this forum is not a major action
didnt merit a throw

you might find that there is no such thing as aids
aids is a hoax

Mickey S · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by jikwan

you might find that there is no such thing as aids
aids is a hoax

Oh dear. You've just crossed the line from "eccentric" to "lunatic".

jikwan · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:40

i meant reading the picture it gives
its a form of yes/no

ananda2193 · Jun 26th, 2008, 23:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by jikwan

total fasting cures anything (exept if the organ is too too far advanced in decay)

Cancer, blindness, schizophrenia, elepantitis, etc. WOW, and I thought there was no hope!

I guess when they say your pissed, they really mean it.

But I agree, urine does have medicinal qualities. There's alot of vitamins and minerals that escape through your piss.

And please don't get PISSED off by all the negative comments!

singsub · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:05

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Originally Posted by jikwan

i do believe his practice gave urine drinking a certain repectability

also ispent 4 months in a heavily infested malaria spot in burma
some years ago
out of aprox 130 members of my community i knew of a dozen malaria cases but probably many more i didnt know of

i didnt catch it
feel certain it was because i was drinking urine
and all the ones i knew that used urine didnt catch it either

1st thing i should do when i get to orrisa is drink a lot of water!

you refer to morarji desai i presume. yes it did give it a lot of respectability, i dont know if it did india's reputation any good though. one piece of lowdown is that after a high profile party in washington dc, the emcee wrote in his dairy - "everybody was drunk but morarji desai was pissed". come to think of it, our pee drinking prime minister never caught malaria.

ananda2193 · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:15

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Originally Posted by singsub

come to think of it, our pee drinking prime minister never caught malaria.

And I've never drank it before and have never caught it either.

capt_mahajan · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:25

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wheres the best place to get malaria?

What you do is, you come out of Pahargunj and take a left....

jikwan · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:26

ananda ...you taking the piss by any chance?

i did say...anything exept if the organ is too far gone
put acid on eye you get blindness
not even god himself could cure that

Mickey S · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:26

Not drinking urine seems to deter attacks by wild animals, because I don't drink urine and I've never been attacked by a lion or tiger.

ananda2193 · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by jikwan

ananda ...you taking the piss by any chance?

Not taking piss, but I get pissed alot and frequently pissed off.

Mickey S · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by jikwan

ananda ...you taking the piss by any chance?

i did say...anything exept if the organ is too far gone
put acid on eye you get blindness
not even god himself could cure that

Are you suggesting that God is not omnipotent? And you a monk?

Is there anything else that God can't do?

dzibead · Jun 27th, 2008, 00:41

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Originally Posted by jikwan

fire away!

Waste of time. Also waste of bandwidth.

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