wheres the best place to get malaria?

jikwan

hi
i have a medicine practically guaranteed to cure malaria
within 24hrs-no side effects and no return to the condition

i have to try it out-where can i go?
better be a good place-willing to travel 500km
dont want to arrive there when mosquitos decided to hibernate in the forest

ananda2193

Yeah, what's this miracle cure called?

Radjesh

Any drainage or garbage dump should do... and you wont have any difficulties locating them in India

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jikwan

ananda,
not going to say too much about it at this point in time
theres millions suffering for nothing
did i detect you thinking ...."pretty heard hearted guy,this one"?
i have to try it out first and know the reality

Mickey S

Jikwan,

Reading this after your previous threads, in which you proposed travelling round India with £8000 stuffed in your underwear and drinking your own urine, I'm starting to think that either (a) this is complete wind-up or (b) you are too naive and/or insane to be travelling alone and should not attempt it.

jikwan

mick,
ok i respect your opinion-fair enough

Mickey S

But which is it? Wicked sense of humour or insanity?

jikwan

armstrong's book 'the water of life' inspired me the most
he was chronically ill-at the point of death till he started
drinking his urine--made a complete and sudden recovery
he went on to cure/make massive improvement on 40 000 cases
i made a note that since his recovery he has never drunk water
only urine and a little goat milk
dont knock urine drinking
its a proven time tested formula

Nick-H

The best places in India to catch Malaria are Assam, and maybe parts of Goa. Andaman Islands is pretty good too.

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singsub

you can drink urine anywhere you want in india. most reputed place for malaria is a place called kalahandi district in orissa, also famous as a tribal reserve. btw, has the OP heard of an indian prime minister called morarji desai?

Nick-H

Nope, that isn't enough!

I've lived next door to a flooded plot for the past year, with a vast mosquito population, and I haven't caught it.

The garbage (which we have too) is optional, just to set the scene! The mosquitoes would probably prefer their water clean. Just as long as it is stagnant

Nick-H

Oh. The Urine-drinking thing again.

I've just joined the cynical camp (anyway, I guess I gave the information asked for, as best I could; my opinion, like the garbage on our next-door plot, is optional ).

Whilst I believe it has antiseptic qualities, and has been found to be of some effectiveness for excema suffers, I have got no time for the idea of drinking the stuff. Your very expert kidneys, master of the arts, have decided exactly what to expel from your body; I think they know better than you do.

Mickey S

What if your miracle cure doesn't work? How will you rid yourself of malaria? It's a pretty serious disease.

jikwan

i do believe his practice gave urine drinking a certain repectability

also ispent 4 months in a heavily infested malaria spot in burma
some years ago
out of aprox 130 members of my community i knew of a dozen malaria cases but probably many more i didnt know of

i didnt catch it
feel certain it was because i was drinking urine
and all the ones i knew that used urine didnt catch it either

1st thing i should do when i get to orrisa is drink a lot of water!

jikwan

before any major action i consult the i ching
if it says dont do it-i wont

total fasting cures anything (exept if the organ is too too far advanced in decay

im bracing myself to get blasted on these 2 points

fire away!