Top ten signs that Sonia Gandhi is the PM of India
Top ten signs that Sonia Gandhi is the PM of India
-There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India and they will be called OZinda Bagicha!
-The only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!
-All Roadside eateries and Stalls will be required to sell Pizza and Pasta.
-India's National Sport will be - of course, Soccer.
-Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and will be replaced by Jayalalitha!
-National vegetable - Zucchini!
-There will be Pope John Paul's "yearly" visit TWICE every year!
-Jahangir Art gallery will be renamed to "Michaelangelo's Confetti House"!
-Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts! (Yikes!)
-And ... the number one thing that will happen if Sonia Becomes the Prime Minister of India is ...
All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions because Madame thinks they are all ITALIANS! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani ... after all they do resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini ...)
-The only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!
-All Roadside eateries and Stalls will be required to sell Pizza and Pasta.
-India's National Sport will be - of course, Soccer.
-Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and will be replaced by Jayalalitha!
-National vegetable - Zucchini!
-There will be Pope John Paul's "yearly" visit TWICE every year!
-Jahangir Art gallery will be renamed to "Michaelangelo's Confetti House"!
-Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts! (Yikes!)
-And ... the number one thing that will happen if Sonia Becomes the Prime Minister of India is ...
All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions because Madame thinks they are all ITALIANS! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani ... after all they do resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini ...)
Also,
Italian citizens will require no visa to enter India.
All Indians will now be required to apply for Italian citizenship even though they have no idea what Italy is (bread, butter or a country).
All subsequent Prime Ministers of India will be required to report to Italian premier or whoever's the boss down in Sicily.
Most importantly, Flag of india will now have a 90 degree shift to carry on its Italian 'heritage'.
Italian citizens will require no visa to enter India.
All Indians will now be required to apply for Italian citizenship even though they have no idea what Italy is (bread, butter or a country).
All subsequent Prime Ministers of India will be required to report to Italian premier or whoever's the boss down in Sicily.
Most importantly, Flag of india will now have a 90 degree shift to carry on its Italian 'heritage'.
IS that a bloodbath or is that a bloodbath ?!
(the bse index)
(the bse index)
you must read the comments in times of india website .
Indian are extremely angry.
Indian are extremely angry.
Is The Times of India pro-BJP? it certainly sounds like it.
Early elections predicted.
Why is the Great Sphinx (Sonia) not saying anything? Where is the future PM of India when there is a bloodbath on the stockmarkets? HAHAHAHAHA....leader indeed.....waiting for her script writers to come out with a statement in English (or Hindi) since she shaky in both.
Why is the Great Sphinx (Sonia) not saying anything? Where is the future PM of India when there is a bloodbath on the stockmarkets? HAHAHAHAHA....leader indeed.....waiting for her script writers to come out with a statement in English (or Hindi) since she shaky in both.
Noboady has a right to take the post of PM of some other country .
I think indian have a right to be angry.
I think indian have a right to be angry.
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The stock markets did not crash because the indians were angry, it crashed because the foreigners were angry that the people elected by the indians would not sell off profitable government assets to them(the foreigners) any more.investors flee indian markets Two cheers for the communists who hold the balance of power in India today. May they insist upon potable water, child vaccination, and basic literacy programs for the nation.
And eternal cosmic thumbs down to the racists who oppose Sonia because of the color of her skin. They are the ones who revel in communalism and bloodbath. Down down DOWN with racism!
And eternal cosmic thumbs down to the racists who oppose Sonia because of the color of her skin. They are the ones who revel in communalism and bloodbath. Down down DOWN with racism!
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Largest losses have been in PSU (Public Sector Undertaking) firms which were lined up for divestment. Almost surely this process will now stop. That logic is clear to anyone, Indian or foreign, why bring up this foreigner bogey? Money will go where there is money to be earned, if Indian cannot offer an attractive market to foreign investors its the investors fault? Government has no business having the responsibility of humongous corporations. The government can hardly get food, health and education to Indians and they want to manage big companies. Governments should do what they are meant to do - make sure people get their basic needs satisfied first. The govt. companies are for making sure all the ministers can get their friends, family and other relatives jobs where they sit on their asses doing nothing all day. And for raising prices of things or forcing it to stay down because of political compulsions. Ever dealt with ANY indian government organization? - lazy bums all of them. The only reason some of them shaped up in the past few years is because of competition from private companies. Millions of Indians are very entrepreneurial by nature and have the ability and skills to run world class companies if they weren't hobbled by government red tape which is what the Communists and Congress represent. They will lead India back to the days in 1991 when India was in the danger of defaulting on loans and the Indian finance minister had to personally fly gold bullion to London on a chartered Air India flight as a safeguard against default. Indian's foreign exchange balance at that time: 1 billion dollars. Today? 118 billion dollars - watch it go down the drain soon!
The foreigners were angry because the stupid Communists made completely irresponsible statements. Indians are angry too and they have a right to be.
The foreigners were angry because the stupid Communists made completely irresponsible statements. Indians are angry too and they have a right to be.
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Hey Railway...what about Advani. He is Sindhi. For novice readers. All the Sindhi peoples' names typically end with -----ni.
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I do not know if they are pro BJP or not. But we used to call that paper "Crimes of India "
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Volga, TOI is not pro-BJP, Its almost always pro-Congress. And during the British rule, they were very pro-British.
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This is not a racist issue. Infact, who's talking race here? It's just that Indians have been ruled by foriegners for about a 1000 years, and they don't seem to be too keen to do again.Another thing that strikes me as being strange is, Sonia married Rajiv Gandhi in late 60s, and only in 1984 (when Rajiv was to be the PM) that she acquired Indian citizenship.
Got forward sms messg
It goes like this,
"History repeats-India once again ruled by foriener.GREATEST TRAGEDY- 1 billion couldn't find an Indian to become Pm.SHAME on us.
JAI ITALY-VANDE MATE ROME **.
Does it reflect the mood of Indians,or just over reacting.
"History repeats-India once again ruled by foriener.GREATEST TRAGEDY- 1 billion couldn't find an Indian to become Pm.SHAME on us.
JAI ITALY-VANDE MATE ROME **.
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