The Neverendingly SERIOUS IndiaMike Toilet Thread

Midnite Toker · Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:51

Seems I logged-in just in time to catch this thread...

I wish to complain that there are not enough suitable smileys on the forum for threads like this.

What do I mean? I wanted to use a few flushed smileys in my reply but could find only these:

(first flush of Spring)

(Royal flush)

(flush for the weekend)

livinhimalayas · Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:52

Shitting in a borrowed bathroom where the health faucet is but a shitters dream and what works for water is an old rusty tin.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 15:08

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Originally Posted by livinhimalayas

Shitting in a borrowed bathroom where the health faucet is but a shitters dream and what works for water is an old rusty tin.

My you wax eloquent !

palerider · Jul 2nd, 2009, 15:39

Wow, and I was told that "bloody" is a bit offensive. Shit eh?.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 15:53

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Originally Posted by palerider

Wow, and I was told that "bloody" is a bit offensive. Shit eh?.

Bloody Shit is very OFFENSIVE and you should have proctologists EXAM immediately !

Aishah · Jul 2nd, 2009, 16:14

Never a truer word, Nikhil - that's a definite health hazard.

Even with the rusty tin of water, a cake of soap will work magic wonders for the hands, as Haylo once scientifically pointed out for us in another thread. (I was so impressed with that explanation, I have been even more conscientious with my soap use after reading it!)

And as for my smirking - ROFL is definitely not smirking, Nick! It's a SERIOUS consideration and appreciation of the posts in toilet threads - a good hearty laugh, not a smirk.

Nick-H · Jul 2nd, 2009, 16:45

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Originally Posted by livinhimalayas

Hmmm point noted.
Might be of interest to an inventor or developer to develop a hands free bum washer...

It has been invented in several forms. There's the bidet, for a start, though I'm not at all sure quite what to do with it.

Available here is a spray which fits in the back of the toilet seat.

The japanese have, I believe, taken automation in this department to incredible lengths.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

It has been invented in several forms. There's the bidet, for a start, though I'm not at all sure quite what to do with it.

Available here is a spray which fits in the back of the toilet seat.

The japanese have, I believe, taken automation in this department to incredible lengths.

The Bidet .. Geez .. now thats a tricky one!

federica · Jul 2nd, 2009, 16:58

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Originally Posted by Nick-H

The japanese have, I believe, taken automation in this department to incredible lengths.

Here you go, what about a VERY SERIOUS toilet thread with full description of the different habits to the Indian system?

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 17:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by federica

Here you go, what about a VERY SERIOUS toilet thread with full description of the different habits to the Indian system?

Different Habits of the Indian System ..
You mean people outside India shit differently ?

IS SO LOST

livinhimalayas · Jul 2nd, 2009, 18:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikhilsegel

My you wax eloquent !

Are you trying to make me laugh on this serious toilet thread and flush me out of the thread ... Nah no way I am not even smiling!

palerider · Jul 2nd, 2009, 20:29

I 'spose the bleeding Anus, ( is that an Anus Horibilus), is due to the gem smuggling.

Gem Smuggling is an offence, and punishable by law.

I'm terribly sorry, that was completely off topic.
Now , has anybody ever had to endure a manual evacuation?.
They're very serious.
But also very clean and hygienic.
Might be an option?.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by livinhimalayas

Are you trying to make me laugh on this serious toilet thread and flush me out of the thread ... Nah no way I am not even smiling!

Moi, try to make you laugh ..Would I dare do that nooooo...

*does the whole wide eye blinking thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by palerider

I 'spose the bleeding Anus, ( is that an Anus Horibilus), is due to the gem smuggling.

Gem Smuggling is an offence, and punishable by law.

I'm terribly sorry, that was completely off topic.
Now , has anybody ever had to endure a manual evacuation?.
They're very serious.
But also very clean and hygienic.
Might be an option?.

Oh god we are bringing in the Gem Smuggling Scam into this thread as well?

Are we suggesting that one get a colon flushing to get the gems out???

GOD is SO LOST STILL

alouise · Jul 2nd, 2009, 22:05

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Originally Posted by nikhilsegel

Yeah and on engineering of mankind .. why are the entertainment zone and the sewage disposal so close to each other?

Cheers

PS Serious face!

Perhaps sewerage disposal was found to be entertaining? Twould explain this thread.....

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 22:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by alouise

Perhaps sewerage disposal was found to be entertaining? Twould explain this thread.....

Twould ... is trying so hard to not

at that ...

Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:51	#46
Midnite Toker absconding member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 509	Seems I logged-in just in time to catch this thread... I wish to complain that there are not enough suitable smileys on the forum for threads like this. What do I mean? I wanted to use a few flushed smileys in my reply but could find only these: (first flush of Spring) (Royal flush) (flush for the weekend) __________________ travel tips, blog, downloads, panorama photos, online security, tokes: the tokezone

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livinhimalayas still learning Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Abode of Snow Posts: 3,332	Shitting in a borrowed bathroom where the health faucet is but a shitters dream and what works for water is an old rusty tin. __________________ He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Jul 2nd, 2009, 15:39	#49
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	Wow, and I was told that "bloody" is a bit offensive. Shit eh?. __________________ I always wanted to be someone when I grew up, I realise now that I should have been more specific.

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Aishah She-who-must-be-obeyed! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Jaisalmer Posts: 7,614	Never a truer word, Nikhil - that's a definite health hazard. Even with the rusty tin of water, a cake of soap will work magic wonders for the hands, as Haylo once scientifically pointed out for us in another thread. (I was so impressed with that explanation, I have been even more conscientious with my soap use after reading it!) And as for my smirking - ROFL is definitely not smirking, Nick! It's a SERIOUS consideration and appreciation of the posts in toilet threads - a good hearty laugh, not a smirk. __________________ "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."

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Jul 2nd, 2009, 20:29	#57
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	I 'spose the bleeding Anus, ( is that an Anus Horibilus), is due to the gem smuggling. Gem Smuggling is an offence, and punishable by law. I'm terribly sorry, that was completely off topic. Now , has anybody ever had to endure a manual evacuation?. They're very serious. But also very clean and hygienic. Might be an option?.

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