The Neverendingly SERIOUS IndiaMike Toilet Thread

Aishah · Jul 2nd, 2009, 10:47

There's never a smirk on my face when I'm reading any threads about toilets and toilet activities - I am always in "serious consideration" mode where these are concerned, Nick! So it's not me.

I liked your post, Nikhil - it was very serious, and gave a good choice of obvious solutions to another serious problem for some.

70s-80s overlander · Jul 2nd, 2009, 11:22

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Originally Posted by palerider

After serious potty, then levitate to afore said wash facility and douse with liquid of choosing....
cold tea in Sleeper class, tap water in 3ac, and Evian in 2ac.

Yes -- see my thread marked "Hand-washing when the water is 'questionable'" -- re the anti-bacterial/ anti-viral aspects of washing with tea or coffee.

Nick-H · Jul 2nd, 2009, 12:38

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Originally Posted by nikhilsegel

Did not smirk .. stop looking at me .. I DID NOT

Did, so!

Else why so much denial?

Smirker, smirker, smirker!

As for you, Aishah... if you are not smirking, what is that great big LOL smiley doing in your post? Yes... that one!

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 12:42

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Originally Posted by Aishah

I liked your post, Nikhil - it was very serious, and gave a good choice of obvious solutions to another serious problem for some.

Thank you Aishah, always good to have options for seriousProblems

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

Did, so!

Else why so much denial?

Smirker, smirker, smirker!

As for you, Aishah... if you are not smirking, what is that great big LOL smiley doing in your post? Yes... that one!

Looks at Nick ... This face.. *points* at face ...
This face isn't designed to smirk .. its designed for full blown laughing ..

Nick-H · Jul 2nd, 2009, 12:59

Damn. I smirked.

I am now disqualified from this thread!

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:02

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Originally Posted by Nick-H

Damn. I smirked.

I am now disqualified from this thread!

ahahahaha ..

Now now Nick .. you just got 1 point for smirking .. it doesn't qualify for a BAN .. its more like a slap on the wrist!!!

Cheers !!!

AwayFromHome · Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:10

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Originally Posted by palerider

I think you've hit the nail on the head, levitation!!!
After serious potty, then levitate to afore said wash facility and douse with liquid of choosing....
cold tea in Sleeper class,
tap water in 3ac
and Evian in 2ac.

Whaddya mean ya can't levitate.? I thought evacuation was a spiritual act!!

Maybe astronomical, after a good vindaloo, I often see Stars

LOL -oops, not supposed to do that in this thread.

But, very seriously, this is one major defect in the engineering that went on in the creation of mankind.
Why the need to eat, and consequently dispose of the eats? Why couldn't we just be pure cereberal beings, never imbibing anything?
Things would be so much simpler!
The downside is that IM would lose about a zillion posts.
No smirks, and no smilies - so I can't be banned from this thread.

theyyamdancer · Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:12

Hey, you know it was Andy Warhol who stopped eating for that very reason. Seriously. This is a very serious thread. NO smirking!

AwayFromHome · Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:15

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Originally Posted by theyyamdancer

Hey, you know it was Andy Warhol who stopped eating for that very reason. Seriously. This is a very serious thread. NO smirking!

What grudge did he hold against IM? Seriously!

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:16

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Originally Posted by AwayFromHome

LOL -oops, not supposed to do that in this thread.

But, very seriously, this is one major defect in the engineering that went on in the creation of mankind.
Why the need to eat, and consequently dispose of the eats? Why couldn't we just be pure cereberal beings, never imbibing anything?
Things would be so much simpler!
The downside is that IM would lose about a zillion posts.
No smirks, and no smilies - so I can't be banned from this thread.

Yeah and on engineering of mankind .. why are the entertainment zone and the sewage disposal so close to each other?

Cheers

PS Serious face!

palerider · Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:46

I'm obviously going out with the wrong people. the Entertainment zone is usually a bad soap opera, or , at best, a b grade kiddies show!!

livinhimalayas · Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikhilsegel

Yeah and on engineering of mankind .. why are the entertainment zone and the sewage disposal so close to each other?

Cheers

PS Serious face!

to answer that seriously because they are interrelated what goes in one comes out the other. So by that logic what comes out the other becomes food for laughter.
This seriously doesn't make any sense!
Nick i read the thread and didn't smirk not even at Nikhil's post about the hands and pants problem.

What about the health faucet wouldn't that solve the hands/pants problem?

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:26

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Originally Posted by livinhimalayas

Nick i read the thread and didn't smirk not even at Nikhil's post about the hands and pants problem.

What about the health faucet wouldn't that solve the hands/pants problem?

But Livin,

You gotta still use your hand with the health faucet ..

*no smirk*
*somberly serious*

Needs a smiley for these

livinhimalayas · Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikhilsegel

But Livin,

You gotta still use your hand with the health faucet ..

*no smirk*
*somberly serious*

Needs a smiley for these

Hmmm point noted.
Might be of interest to an inventor or developer to develop a hands free bum washer or a pant hitcher for the toilet.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 14:36

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Originally Posted by livinhimalayas

Hmmm point noted

is pondering how livin was using the health faucet before my point was noted

Jul 2nd, 2009, 10:47	#31
Aishah She-who-must-be-obeyed! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Jaisalmer Posts: 7,614	There's never a smirk on my face when I'm reading any threads about toilets and toilet activities - I am always in "serious consideration" mode where these are concerned, Nick! So it's not me. I liked your post, Nikhil - it was very serious, and gave a good choice of obvious solutions to another serious problem for some. __________________ "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."

Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:12	#38
theyyamdancer lost in Mechuka member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Crete Posts: 4,423	Hey, you know it was Andy Warhol who stopped eating for that very reason. Seriously. This is a very serious thread. NO smirking! __________________ "Wandering seemed no more than the happiness of an anxious man." - Albert Camus

Jul 2nd, 2009, 13:46	#41
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	I'm obviously going out with the wrong people. the Entertainment zone is usually a bad soap opera, or , at best, a b grade kiddies show!! __________________ I always wanted to be someone when I grew up, I realise now that I should have been more specific.

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