The Neverendingly SERIOUS IndiaMike Toilet Thread

makattack · Jul 1st, 2009, 14:31

I wonder how many posts it will take before we get a "serious" toilet question...

...not it!

Nick-H · Jul 1st, 2009, 14:38

What's a serious toilet?

---There you go; it happened!

AwayFromHome · Jul 1st, 2009, 14:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

What's a serious toilet?

---There you go; it happened!

Considering that half the world's population doesn't need a toilet, this topic is way too prominent on IM, In My Honest Opinion!

(Mods, note my good behaviour - no SMS)

federica · Jul 1st, 2009, 15:29

Just imagining how I would feel reading in a forum so much about toilet habits in Germany (you can replace it with your own home country)

fsg · Jul 1st, 2009, 15:48

Are train toilets included ?

'Will all patrons please refrain

From urinating on the train,

While standing at the the station , Thanking you.

People oiling underneath

Will get it in their eyes and teeth,

And they wont like it any more than you!!!!!!!

I forget the tune to which it is sung , but recall it might be by Mozart

lonelyaztec · Jul 1st, 2009, 16:01

If you are reading a serious book on the potty, then, it is called 'Serious toilet'.

makattack · Jul 1st, 2009, 16:06

So I just remembered a semi-serious question I had at one point but then gave up on...

After you dirty your hands in the loo, do you (a) pull up your pants first, or (b) awkwardly migrate to the sink to clean your hands before getting pee / gunk on your pants, which you may or may not have to buckle, tie, etc.?

In other news, I just heard a great joke:
Where did the potato go when it had to relieve itself?

A loo! (Alooooooooooooooooo!!!)

AwayFromHome · Jul 1st, 2009, 16:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by makattack

So I just remembered a semi-serious question I had at one point but then gave up on...

After you dirty your hands in the loo, do you (a) pull up your pants first, or (b) awkwardly migrate to the sink to clean your hands before getting pee / gunk on your pants, which you may or may not have to buckle, tie, etc.?

A loo! (Alooooooooooooooooo!!!)

Awkwardly, always, my friend.
Never been through that ritual myself, but applying ice-cold, inexorable logic - the way to go is awkward.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by makattack

So I just remembered a semi-serious question I had at one point but then gave up on...

After you dirty your hands in the loo, do you (a) pull up your pants first, or (b) awkwardly migrate to the sink to clean your hands before getting pee / gunk on your pants, which you may or may not have to buckle, tie, etc.?

In other news, I just heard a great joke:
Where did the potato go when it had to relieve itself?

A loo! (Alooooooooooooooooo!!!)

Alt 1) Wear a lungi, so you just stand and its back where it belongs

Alt 2) Remove Pants and Underpants, hang behind the door or on the door latch, wear after washing hands etc etc

Alt 3) Use RIGHT HAND (the not used to wash your butt one) to hitch your pants up .. waddle to washbasin pressed against the basin so pants don't fall .. dry hands and button zip etc.

Please note .. NO SMILIES so all was said with a very serious face keeping with the topic!

Cheers

Wildhorse · Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:09

I wonder if vindaloo is called vindaloo for a reason...

Haylo · Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwayFromHome

Considering that half the world's population doesn't need a toilet.

I think it is more the case that half the world's population doesn't have a toilet...

/|\ Serious

Nick-H · Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:19

Somebody out there smirked.

You can all stay logged in until the person who smirked comes forward and admits it.

No Smirking!

Haylo can come to the front of the class for being serious.

AwayFromHome · Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haylo

I think it is more the case that half the world's population doesn't have a toilet...

/|\ Serious

Levity is not my best suit. But I try.

nikhilsegel · Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

Somebody out there smirked.

You can all stay logged in until the person who smirked comes forward and admits it.

No Smirking!

Haylo can come to the front of the class for being serious.

Did not smirk .. stop looking at me .. I DID NOT

*looks at his self awarded points calender .. sighs .. sees a few more coming!

palerider · Jul 2nd, 2009, 04:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwayFromHome

Levity is not my best suit. But I try.

I think you've hit the nail on the head, levitation!!!
After serious potty, then levitate to afore said wash facility and douse with liquid of choosing....
cold tea in Sleeper class,
tap water in 3ac
and Evian in 2ac.

Whaddya mean ya can't levitate.? I thought evacuation was a spiritual act!!

Maybe astronomical, after a good vindaloo, I often see Stars

Jul 1st, 2009, 16:01	#21
lonelyaztec Maha Guru Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,498	If you are reading a serious book on the potty, then, it is called 'Serious toilet'. __________________ Aztec My photoblog

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makattack Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Lucknow, India Posts: 60	I wonder how many posts it will take before we get a "serious" toilet question... ...not it!

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Jul 1st, 2009, 15:29	#19
federica Maha Guru Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Bavaria Posts: 1,774	Just imagining how I would feel reading in a forum so much about toilet habits in Germany (you can replace it with your own home country)

Jul 1st, 2009, 15:48	#20
fsg Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: U.K Posts: 478	Are train toilets included ? 'Will all patrons please refrain From urinating on the train, While standing at the the station , Thanking you. People oiling underneath Will get it in their eyes and teeth, And they wont like it any more than you!!!!!!! I forget the tune to which it is sung , but recall it might be by Mozart

Jul 1st, 2009, 16:06	#22
makattack Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Lucknow, India Posts: 60	So I just remembered a semi-serious question I had at one point but then gave up on... After you dirty your hands in the loo, do you (a) pull up your pants first, or (b) awkwardly migrate to the sink to clean your hands before getting pee / gunk on your pants, which you may or may not have to buckle, tie, etc.? In other news, I just heard a great joke: Where did the potato go when it had to relieve itself? A loo! (Alooooooooooooooooo!!!)

Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:09	#25
Wildhorse In search of greener pastures Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Here, there, and everywhere Posts: 305	I wonder if vindaloo is called vindaloo for a reason...

Jul 2nd, 2009, 00:19	#27
Nick-H This is just a cameo appearance Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chennai, India Posts: 36,187	Somebody out there smirked. You can all stay logged in until the person who smirked comes forward and admits it. No Smirking! Haylo can come to the front of the class for being serious.