The Neverendingly SERIOUS IndiaMike Toilet Thread

Nick-H · Jul 6th, 2009, 18:51

I thought you said generate for a minute!

Damn... Now I'll have to have a shower. Pass me the Detol!

alouise · Jul 6th, 2009, 18:59

Oh dear ...separate not generate...better scrub vigorously Nick

palerider · Jul 6th, 2009, 21:07

Rub a dub dub
three sins in a tub.

Bloody Whales of August. I am not senile.
Anyone who gives me a labotomy will get a piece of my mind!

nikhilsegel · Jul 7th, 2009, 00:24

Hmmm we are in Chai and Chat .. somebody moved us ? Weren't we in Health etc ?

Nick-H · Jul 7th, 2009, 00:31

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!

Hmmm...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Apocolype.

Wildhorse · Jul 7th, 2009, 01:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

[i]What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding only one half of a worm in your apple after biting into your apple?

Gardener972 · Jul 7th, 2009, 01:58

Well.... shit! I came in late on this thread!

KABAARY · Jul 7th, 2009, 02:40

Rub a dub dub...stories of the tub

Loo and behold !
Such a crappy thread unfold
The Cynic endured habitation in the tub
But radical in tub got the wrong end of the rub

Lest you think I post in jest
This is actually a history test
Cynic roamed with lamp in day
Radical terminated by Corday

wonderwomanusa · Jul 7th, 2009, 05:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by theyyamdancer

OK, since we are into 'worst toilets I have ever seen' - my personal best, I mean worst, experience was while taking the Tragic Bus (I mean the Magic Bus) from Athens to Paris in 1980 and the motorway toilets in former Yuogoslavia had to be seen to be believed. I have still not recovered from the trauma.

They were pretty bad when I was travelling to India by land in the early 70s, dancer, as were the toilets all across Turkey. Totally gross!

palerider · Jul 7th, 2009, 07:54

Yeah, in Turkey, the "hole" was under the cold shower. The smell could melt your eyes, even with the shower water running into it.

But there was one in a Pensione in Vatican City which was memorable. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my clothes, and that was in 1989!!

Hal · Jul 7th, 2009, 08:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Typhoid?
Marmite?
Going for a swim in a public urinal in Rajasthan?

capt_mahajan · Jul 7th, 2009, 09:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick-H

[i]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding a virus?

palerider · Jul 7th, 2009, 09:27

Knowing where the apple's been?

Nick-H · Jul 7th, 2009, 13:56

Everybody missed the answer to the Apple question, and nobody has suggested anything worse than apocalypse!

Kabaary... Excellent!

palerider · Jul 7th, 2009, 21:11

Weren't Apocalypse that appalling Glam Rock band from the eighties?. I couldn't think of anything worse.

Jul 6th, 2009, 21:07	#138
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	Rub a dub dub three sins in a tub. Bloody Whales of August. I am not senile. Anyone who gives me a labotomy will get a piece of my mind! __________________ I always wanted to be someone when I grew up, I realise now that I should have been more specific.

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Jul 6th, 2009, 18:51	#136
Nick-H This is just a cameo appearance Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chennai, India Posts: 36,213	I thought you said generate for a minute! Damn... Now I'll have to have a shower. Pass me the Detol!

Jul 6th, 2009, 18:59	#137
alouise Maha Guru Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sydney Posts: 821	Oh dear ...separate not generate...better scrub vigorously Nick

Jul 7th, 2009, 00:31	#140
Nick-H This is just a cameo appearance Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chennai, India Posts: 36,213	I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy! Hmmm... What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Apocolype.

Jul 7th, 2009, 01:58	#142
Gardener972 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dallas, Texas USA Posts: 428	Well.... shit! I came in late on this thread!

Jul 7th, 2009, 02:40	#143
KABAARY Maha Guru Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: INDIA Posts: 1,262	Rub a dub dub...stories of the tub Loo and behold ! Such a crappy thread unfold The Cynic endured habitation in the tub But radical in tub got the wrong end of the rub Lest you think I post in jest This is actually a history test Cynic roamed with lamp in day Radical terminated by Corday

Jul 7th, 2009, 07:54	#145
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	Yeah, in Turkey, the "hole" was under the cold shower. The smell could melt your eyes, even with the shower water running into it. But there was one in a Pensione in Vatican City which was memorable. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my clothes, and that was in 1989!!

Jul 7th, 2009, 09:27	#148
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	Knowing where the apple's been?

Jul 7th, 2009, 13:56	#149
Nick-H This is just a cameo appearance Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chennai, India Posts: 36,213	Everybody missed the answer to the Apple question, and nobody has suggested anything worse than apocalypse! Kabaary... Excellent!

Jul 7th, 2009, 21:11	#150
palerider this is Brad. He's cute Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Armidale, N.S.W., Australia Posts: 2,226	Weren't Apocalypse that appalling Glam Rock band from the eighties?. I couldn't think of anything worse.