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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 00:17   #1
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The Neverendingly SERIOUS IndiaMike Toilet Thread

No jokes, no titters, no smears, no skid marks.

No side issues, no off-topic posts, no fun, no nonsense.

It'll be a complete flop!
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 00:33   #2
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 00:36   #3
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No jokes, no titters, no smears, no skid marks.

No side issues, no off-topic posts, no fun, no nonsense.

It'll be a complete flop!
Are we atleast allowed to pee in sinks?


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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 00:42   #4
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Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Rules!

Doesn't anybody care?

Even Ignite's avatar should get him banned from this thread.


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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 01:08   #5
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I don't think you're serious with this "serious" thread!
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 02:31   #6
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This serious toilet talk is a contradiction in terms surely? Nick, have you been taking melatonin yet? Has it affected your judgement or what?

Time for a song:

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Three old ladies, locked in the lavatory,
They were there from Monday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 02:46   #7
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.... the first one in was old Mrs. Schuester,
She sat down & thought someone goosed her,
Oh, my my, it didn't feel like it use to.
Nobody knew they were there .... tatada tatada tatada tatada.

The next one in was old Mrs ......
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 05:42   #8
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 07:31   #9
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No jokes, no titters, no smears, no skid marks.

No side issues, no off-topic posts, no fun, no nonsense.

It'll be a complete flop!
Or is that completely floppy?
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 08:46   #10
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This thread title is not possible - not on this Forum. How about the TeamBHP one, Nick? In fact, I think this is a Chai and Chat thread topic, but since laughter is good for health it can stay here for a while.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 09:12   #11
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Seems to be a complete washout! (Cuz I couldn't find the paper I had to use the water!)
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 12:20   #12
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Skiddies are a serious matter I 'spose.

They must come from Shitting too fast.?
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 13:32   #13
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No jokes, no titters, no smears, no skid marks.

No side issues, no off-topic posts, no fun, no nonsense.

It'll be a complete flop!
Sighs,

Since I am so good at Off Topic Posts which are full of fun and nonsense, I think I should just ban myself from this thread.

*awards an anticipatory 5 Points to himself and waits for the PM to hit*

While I wait, just For My Information, what are we discussing

a) A new serious Toilet for India Mike (as opposed to the non serious one we had before)?
b) The act of toilette?
c) The act of serious toilet usage
d) Pray tell !!!

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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 14:11   #14
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I didn't expect any replies at all!

One of the funniest things is that, according to Aisha's Moderatorial post, the previous toilet thread had been "seriously considered".

Glad I'm not a mod any longer!
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 14:13   #15
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Very seriously considered ...

Gives himself a few more points in anticipation
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