practice makes perfect???

ikimasho · Jul 3rd, 2004, 18:00

just wondering if i will ever perfect the toliet technique......am i using too much water?? i always seem to have a wet ass and wet undies after a visit to the loo......

there must be a better way.

-m2- · Jul 3rd, 2004, 23:59

providing you have sufficient privacy, you could practice a bit by removing your undies completely first, rather than let them hobble you when they are around your ankles. You should dry off fairly quickly -- but I guess you could always try fanning your butt with your shirt to speed the process

seventies'hippy · Jul 4th, 2004, 00:06

laugh:

Railway · Jul 4th, 2004, 13:06

A very practical advice, -m2-
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seventies'hippy · Jul 5th, 2004, 14:07

What about the "Pig Toilets" in goa,,,,,,,,,,

sometimes before you've even finished your squat that big mama of a pig is under you grunting & snorting looking for it's breakfast,
Boy you don't worry about a wet bum then,
You're outta there,,,,,,,,,

gllewellyn · Jul 6th, 2004, 01:59

I assume the post is referring to using, *shudder*, your _hand_ to, erm, clean up?

Some things are best left to the Indians I reckon ;/

freenote · Jul 6th, 2004, 02:33

it's what you are used to! From what i have heard some peaple say it is a more hygenic method,and you don't have to hasle around trying to buy loo paper Once you are used to to it,it's fine .It just takes practice

It also saves tree's!!!

Merchant · Jul 7th, 2004, 03:56

Screw the trees. If all else fails, some old rupees will become your fast friends.

freenote · Jul 7th, 2004, 04:32

butterball · Jul 8th, 2004, 23:50

Most other things like eating with your right hand you can pick up by watching the locals...

This one might cause some upset !

ikimasho · Jul 23rd, 2004, 18:34

i just got out of ladakh and i have entirely new toilet issues from that experience......no wet ass as there was no water.....

i just want to say to the person who wipes the sh*t on the wall with their hands. STOP THAT!

by the way...if you are in leh and looking for a public toilet (few and far between) there is a set of brand new toilets behind the gompa in the main area. look for a vanilla coloured building BEHIND the retched ones as you exit from the backside of the gompa. there are still clean and new!!

Jul 3rd, 2004, 18:00	#1
ikimasho Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: osaka, japan Posts: 140	practice makes perfect??? just wondering if i will ever perfect the toliet technique......am i using too much water?? i always seem to have a wet ass and wet undies after a visit to the loo...... there must be a better way. __________________ "To be enlightened is to be enlightened about something." Thich Nhat Hahn

Jul 4th, 2004, 13:06	#4
Railway Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Loco Shed Posts: 54	A very practical advice, -m2- () Last edited by Railway : Jul 7th, 2004 at 04:48.

Jul 6th, 2004, 02:33	#7
freenote senior member refused Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: cornwall UK Posts: 1,956	it's what you are used to! From what i have heard some peaple say it is a more hygenic method,and you don't have to hasle around trying to buy loo paper Once you are used to to it,it's fine .It just takes practice It also saves tree's!!! __________________ eyes ,eyes that have seen all , come back to the white chrysanthemum (Basho)

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Jul 3rd, 2004, 23:59	#2
-m2- . Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: . Posts: 1,575	providing you have sufficient privacy, you could practice a bit by removing your undies completely first, rather than let them hobble you when they are around your ankles. You should dry off fairly quickly -- but I guess you could always try fanning your butt with your shirt to speed the process

Jul 4th, 2004, 00:06	#3
seventies'hippy Maha Guru Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: UK Posts: 2,132	laugh:

Jul 5th, 2004, 14:07	#5
seventies'hippy Maha Guru Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: UK Posts: 2,132	What about the "Pig Toilets" in goa,,,,,,,,,, sometimes before you've even finished your squat that big mama of a pig is under you grunting & snorting looking for it's breakfast, Boy you don't worry about a wet bum then, You're outta there,,,,,,,,,

Jul 6th, 2004, 01:59	#6
gllewellyn Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: uk Posts: 15	I assume the post is referring to using, shudder, your _hand_ to, erm, clean up? Some things are best left to the Indians I reckon ;/

Jul 7th, 2004, 03:56	#8
Merchant Maha Guru Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New York Posts: 2,212	Screw the trees. If all else fails, some old rupees will become your fast friends.

Jul 7th, 2004, 04:32	#9
freenote senior member refused Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: cornwall UK Posts: 1,956

Jul 8th, 2004, 23:50	#10
butterball Mine's a Haywoods... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: London.. sometimes.. Posts: 689	Most other things like eating with your right hand you can pick up by watching the locals... This one might cause some upset !

Jul 23rd, 2004, 18:34	#11
ikimasho Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: osaka, japan Posts: 140	i just got out of ladakh and i have entirely new toilet issues from that experience......no wet ass as there was no water..... i just want to say to the person who wipes the sh*t on the wall with their hands. STOP THAT! by the way...if you are in leh and looking for a public toilet (few and far between) there is a set of brand new toilets behind the gompa in the main area. look for a vanilla coloured building BEHIND the retched ones as you exit from the backside of the gompa. there are still clean and new!!