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Location: cochin
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Plane crash
hi,
Its only a joke. read and enjoy >Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the >plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to >understand our language and reply in actions. > >The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with >the monkey. > >Officer: "When the plane took off what were the >travellers doing?" >Monkey : "Tying their belts" >Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" >Monkey: "Saying Hello! Goodmorning!" >Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" >Monkey: "Checking the system" >Officer: "What were you doing?" >Monkey: "Looking for my people" > >Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers >doing?" >Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks" >Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" >Monkey: "Serving the travellers" >Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" >Monkey: "Handling the steering" >Officer: "What were you doing?" >Monkey: "Eating & throwing" > >Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers >doing?" >Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading" >Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" >Monkey: "Make up" >Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" >Monkey: "Handling" >Officer: "What were you doing?" >Monkey: " Nothing" > >Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the >travellers doing?" >Monkey: "All were sleeping" >Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" >Monkey: "Kissing the pilots" >Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" >Monkey: "Responding" >Officer: "What were you doing?" >Monkey: "Handling the steering !!" Did you like this joke ? Brainsatnet www.forum4india.com |
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