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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 17:01   #1
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Plane crash

hi,

Its only a joke. read and enjoy


>Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in
the
>plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to
>understand our language and reply in actions.
>
>The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk
with
>the monkey.
>
>Officer: "When the plane took off what were the
>travellers doing?"
>Monkey : "Tying their belts"
>Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>Monkey: "Saying Hello! Goodmorning!"
>Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>Monkey: "Checking the system"
>Officer: "What were you doing?"
>Monkey: "Looking for my people"
>
>Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers
>doing?"
>Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
>Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>Monkey: "Serving the travellers"
>Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
>Monkey: "Handling the steering"
>Officer: "What were you doing?"
>Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
>
>Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers
>doing?"
>Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
>Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>Monkey: "Make up"
>Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>Monkey: "Handling"
>Officer: "What were you doing?"
>Monkey: " Nothing"
>
>Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the
>travellers doing?"
>Monkey: "All were sleeping"
>Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
>Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"
>Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>Monkey: "Responding"
>Officer: "What were you doing?"
>Monkey: "Handling the steering !!"



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