Only in India - the weirdest photo

sirensongs · Dec 7th, 2005, 20:50

Just what I always wanted...a place where my fans could adore me (!). Bangalore at St Mary's Basilica.

sirensongs · Dec 7th, 2005, 20:55

Dr Raja's travelling snake oil ayurvedic old-fashioned medicine show has a cure for what ails ye! Including "sex before marriage"!

sirensongs · Dec 7th, 2005, 21:05

If you turn my pack upside down after a month's travelling, this sign becomes quite accurate. Be afraid...be very afraid.

PRIYA · Dec 7th, 2005, 21:17

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Originally Posted by sirensongs

Dr Raja's travelling snake oil ayurvedic old-fashioned medicine show has a cure for what ails ye! Including "sex before marriage"!

I see there's also a cure for diabitese!!

I wish I could see them all..........and there's also a cure for "foul bleaching"???

sirensongs · Dec 7th, 2005, 21:50

EVERY DISEASE IS CURED AT SHREE SWAMI SAMARTH AYURVEDIC CAMP LIKE LATE MARRIAGE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE OR IMPROPER SEX ORGAN FOR ANY OTHER REASON OR BURNING SENSATION INPASSING URINE SEX WEKNESS QUICK DISCHARGE FOUL BLEACHING (???) ALL DESEASES ARE CURED. IMPROPER MENSTRUATION OR NO MENSTRUATION OR LATE MENSTRUATION (pause to catch your breath!) WHITE DISCHARGE OR BACK PAIN, UNHEALTHINE - NESS. ACIDITY, DIABITESE, BLOOD DESEASE, HEART PAIN LIVER PAIN OR WEAK LIVER PROBELM LICORIA.
Shoot, I should have made him get up so I could get the whole thing. What is "Dealness"?

btw, this was in Pune last March 2005.

TimMakins · Dec 7th, 2005, 22:07

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Originally Posted by sirensongs

If you turn my pack upside down after a month's travelling, this sign becomes quite accurate. Be afraid...be very afraid.

Beware of Your Personal Belongings: we should all take that to heart !!

Tim in Ireland.

lotus blossom · Dec 7th, 2005, 22:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by PRIYA

I see there's also a cure for diabitese!!

I wish I could see them all..........and there's also a cure for "foul bleaching"???

must be "foul belching", probably something that happens after engaging in SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE.

aether · Dec 7th, 2005, 23:48

I'm not sure how readable this is, but the sign between santa and the boy in crutches reads:

Before crossing the road if you don't look left and right!
"There will be nothing left to be right for you."
Welcome to Children's Park

PRIYA · Dec 8th, 2005, 13:29

Thanks for the translation Sirensongs.......brilliant!!!

Lotus blossom...Licoria is most probably caused by SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE - there'd be no sex before marriage if there was foul belching, or would there???

<make note to google licoria>

sirensongs · Dec 8th, 2005, 13:33

I'm sure that's meant to be "Leucorrhea" - but I've no idea what that actually is...

PRIYA · Dec 8th, 2005, 13:56

Manufacturers of Herbal Medicines for Diabetes, Skin Haemorrhoids, Rheumatic Arthritis Fever Diathesis, Fibrocystic, Memory, Blood Pressure, Insomnia, Bronchial Disorders, Sexual Debility, Spermacresia, Jaundice, Impotency, Leucorrhoea.

Manufacturers of Herbal products like Herbal Cosmetics, Shampoos, Face Pack, Body Pack, Hair Oil and much more. Medicies: Diabeties, Licoria, Sex Enhancements.

There is such a thing as licoria and it's a herb!!! But while 'googling' I also found a cure for Skin Haemorrhoids!!!

Oh, and Leucorrhoea is not for a public forum

TimMakins · Dec 8th, 2005, 16:38

I wish I'd taken a photo of the sign at the bottom of Shatrunjaya Hill, Palitana, Gujarat. This is what it said:

It is advisable not to climb Holy Hill before sunrise. Most valuable ornament. Cash etc. should not be with them. Gaurds staying on each rest venue. As well as two gaurds are ever concurrent in footed mobile duty to relax from arised trouble.

If YOU have a photo, please share it with us...

Tim in Ireland.

sirensongs · Dec 8th, 2005, 18:42

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Originally Posted by TimMakins

It is advisable not to climb Holy Hill before sunrise. Most valuable ornament. Cash etc. should not be with them. Gaurds staying on each rest venue. As well as two gaurds are ever concurrent in footed mobile duty to relax from arised trouble..

This is such a classic example of Inglish, even a photo couldn't improve its effect. Somewhere, I have a photo of the sign at the entry to the Tanjavur museum - soooo convoluted I can't even describe it.

goldistan · Dec 11th, 2005, 09:27

Please experience this photo on your desktop.

goldistan · Dec 11th, 2005, 09:35

Your foul western water is no match to our space age water!

Dec 7th, 2005, 20:50	#31
sirensongs Eeny meeny mango Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All India Permit (somewhere between Delhi & Dharamsala) Posts: 1,213	What's your sign? Just what I always wanted...a place where my fans could adore me (!). Bangalore at St Mary's Basilica. Attached Thumbnails __________________ *"Why do people go to India to find themselves? India is where you go to lose* yourself."** Feringhee: The India Diaries

Dec 7th, 2005, 20:55	#32
sirensongs Eeny meeny mango Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All India Permit (somewhere between Delhi & Dharamsala) Posts: 1,213	The weirdest sign, continued Dr Raja's travelling snake oil ayurvedic old-fashioned medicine show has a cure for what ails ye! Including "sex before marriage"! Attached Thumbnails

Dec 7th, 2005, 21:05	#33
sirensongs Eeny meeny mango Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All India Permit (somewhere between Delhi & Dharamsala) Posts: 1,213	The weirdest sign If you turn my pack upside down after a month's travelling, this sign becomes quite accurate. Be afraid...be very afraid. Attached Thumbnails

Dec 7th, 2005, 21:50	#35
sirensongs Eeny meeny mango Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All India Permit (somewhere between Delhi & Dharamsala) Posts: 1,213	Dr Raj's Medicine Show EVERY DISEASE IS CURED AT SHREE SWAMI SAMARTH AYURVEDIC CAMP LIKE LATE MARRIAGE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE OR IMPROPER SEX ORGAN FOR ANY OTHER REASON OR BURNING SENSATION INPASSING URINE SEX WEKNESS QUICK DISCHARGE FOUL BLEACHING (???) ALL DESEASES ARE CURED. IMPROPER MENSTRUATION OR NO MENSTRUATION OR LATE MENSTRUATION (pause to catch your breath!) WHITE DISCHARGE OR BACK PAIN, UNHEALTHINE - NESS. ACIDITY, DIABITESE, BLOOD DESEASE, HEART PAIN LIVER PAIN OR WEAK LIVER PROBELM LICORIA. Shoot, I should have made him get up so I could get the whole thing. What is "Dealness"? btw, this was in Pune last March 2005.

Dec 7th, 2005, 23:48	#38
aether Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: portland, oregon Posts: 46	pondicherry children's park I'm not sure how readable this is, but the sign between santa and the boy in crutches reads: Before crossing the road if you don't look left and right! "There will be nothing left to be right for you." Welcome to Children's Park Attached Thumbnails

Dec 8th, 2005, 13:29	#39
PRIYA Discombobulated Elsewherean! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Zimbabwe Posts: 1,180	Thanks for the translation Sirensongs.......brilliant!!! Lotus blossom...Licoria is most probably caused by SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE - there'd be no sex before marriage if there was foul belching, or would there??? <make note to google licoria>

Dec 8th, 2005, 13:33	#40
sirensongs Eeny meeny mango Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All India Permit (somewhere between Delhi & Dharamsala) Posts: 1,213	Licoria I'm sure that's meant to be "Leucorrhea" - but I've no idea what that actually is...

Dec 8th, 2005, 13:56	#41
PRIYA Discombobulated Elsewherean! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Zimbabwe Posts: 1,180	Manufacturers of Herbal Medicines for Diabetes, Skin Haemorrhoids, Rheumatic Arthritis Fever Diathesis, Fibrocystic, Memory, Blood Pressure, Insomnia, Bronchial Disorders, Sexual Debility, Spermacresia, Jaundice, Impotency, Leucorrhoea. Manufacturers of Herbal products like Herbal Cosmetics, Shampoos, Face Pack, Body Pack, Hair Oil and much more. Medicies: Diabeties, Licoria, Sex Enhancements. There is such a thing as licoria and it's a herb!!! But while 'googling' I also found a cure for Skin Haemorrhoids!!! Oh, and Leucorrhoea is not for a public forum

Dec 8th, 2005, 16:38	#42
TimMakins Surprised and Delighted by Life Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: On the road... Posts: 1,010	I wish I'd taken a photo of the sign at the bottom of Shatrunjaya Hill, Palitana, Gujarat. This is what it said: It is advisable not to climb Holy Hill before sunrise. Most valuable ornament. Cash etc. should not be with them. Gaurds staying on each rest venue. As well as two gaurds are ever concurrent in footed mobile duty to relax from arised trouble. If YOU have a photo, please share it with us... Tim in Ireland. Last edited by TimMakins : Dec 8th, 2005 at 19:05.

Dec 11th, 2005, 09:27	#44
goldistan Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 23	Please! Please experience this photo on your desktop. Attached Thumbnails

Dec 11th, 2005, 09:35	#45
goldistan Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 23	The most modern, state-of-the-art water Your foul western water is no match to our space age water! Attached Thumbnails

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