Corrupt A Wish Game

WeeMee · Aug 19th, 2009, 13:42

Borrowed from a online comic community I used to frequent...

It works this way:
I post the first wish.
The next person will grant it, corrupt it in some way, and then wish for something else.
The person after that will do the same, rinse, repeat. Be creative!

Here's an example:

Person A: I wish I could fly.

Person B: Granted. You have no control of it though and float into the atmosphere where you die horribly.

Let's begin!

I wish I didn't have to work today!

Akarn_navokas · Aug 19th, 2009, 14:40

Granted, but looking at so many IMERs with all their wishes already fulfilled would make you want to fly back to work

I wish to be on Mount Everest someday.

Prashant.M · Aug 19th, 2009, 16:23

Granted but you will have to clean up all the trash!

I wish I could buy a Porsche.

Akarn_navokas · Aug 19th, 2009, 17:08

Wish granted, just expect the gang of IMERS of Bangalore to crowd into the backseat and in no time you'll have flat tyre. (Boy it surely hurts to corrupt this wish)

I wish I could spend the afternoon listening to Rabindra-sangeet.

WeeMee · Aug 19th, 2009, 18:57

Granted! But the Swine Flu hits the city and the children decided to have a loud game of cricket outside the window, including shattered glass panes.

(Was difficult to corrupt this)

I wish I could have some one do my paperwork!

Akarn_navokas · Aug 20th, 2009, 17:59

Okay, but the only person available has got his right hand plastered.

Wish aeroplane companies will sell free tickets today

WeeMee · Aug 20th, 2009, 19:04

They will but the entry to airport charges will be more than your ticket would have costed.

I wish I had a Wii.

Eastern Mind · Aug 20th, 2009, 19:08

Granted, but your friends come over and hog it, causing you to go into a raging fit of WIIkness, and lose all your friends.

I wish I could just wake up without 8 cups of coffee.

Akarn_navokas · Aug 20th, 2009, 19:15

Yeah sure, just don't have any cups in the house.

I wish to live on the moon.

theyyamdancer · Aug 20th, 2009, 21:30

Your wish is granted but it turns out to be made of cheese after all.

I wish I could fly.

capt_mahajan · Aug 21st, 2009, 00:08

Granted.

I thought you said 'I wish I could be a fly'.

I wish I could take back my granted

trooooon · Aug 21st, 2009, 00:59

Granted, but but you'll have to be the fly!!

I wish I never had to wish for anything!

Akarn_navokas · Aug 21st, 2009, 17:32

Granted, but you'll have to delete the word 'advertisement' from your dictionary.

I wish I could stop watching television.

theyyamdancer · Aug 21st, 2009, 19:36

Granted but you would have to start a theatre group instead.

I wish I were a film director.

Eastern Mind · Aug 22nd, 2009, 00:24

Granted, based on your good looks and imposing stare. It turns out the script is in Sanskrit.

I wish I knew Sanskrit.

Aug 19th, 2009, 13:42	#1
WeeMee The Firefly Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 107	Corrupt A Wish Game Borrowed from a online comic community I used to frequent... It works this way: I post the first wish. The next person will grant it, corrupt it in some way, and then wish for something else. The person after that will do the same, rinse, repeat. Be creative! Here's an example: Person A: I wish I could fly. Person B: Granted. You have no control of it though and float into the atmosphere where you die horribly. Let's begin! I wish I didn't have to work today!

Aug 19th, 2009, 16:23	#3
Prashant.M Maha Guru Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,022	Granted but you will have to clean up all the trash! I wish I could buy a Porsche. __________________ Happiness is just a thought away

Aug 20th, 2009, 21:30	#10
theyyamdancer lost in Mechuka member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Crete Posts: 4,426	Your wish is granted but it turns out to be made of cheese after all. I wish I could fly. __________________ "Wandering seemed no more than the happiness of an anxious man." - Albert Camus

Aug 21st, 2009, 00:08	#11
capt_mahajan Infidel Sufi Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: styx Posts: 13,608	Granted. I thought you said 'I wish I could be a fly'. I wish I could take back my granted __________________ . Outside the machine

Aug 21st, 2009, 00:59	#12
trooooon tj Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Vasant Kunj, New Delhi Posts: 855	Granted, but but you'll have to be the fly!! I wish I never had to wish for anything! __________________ what if . . . maybe . . . say . . . suppose!

Aug 19th, 2009, 14:40	#2
Akarn_navokas Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kolkata, West Bengal, India. Posts: 394	Granted, but looking at so many IMERs with all their wishes already fulfilled would make you want to fly back to work I wish to be on Mount Everest someday.

Aug 19th, 2009, 17:08	#4
Akarn_navokas Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kolkata, West Bengal, India. Posts: 394	Wish granted, just expect the gang of IMERS of Bangalore to crowd into the backseat and in no time you'll have flat tyre. (Boy it surely hurts to corrupt this wish) I wish I could spend the afternoon listening to Rabindra-sangeet.

Aug 19th, 2009, 18:57	#5
WeeMee The Firefly Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 107	Granted! But the Swine Flu hits the city and the children decided to have a loud game of cricket outside the window, including shattered glass panes. (Was difficult to corrupt this) I wish I could have some one do my paperwork!

Aug 20th, 2009, 17:59	#6
Akarn_navokas Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kolkata, West Bengal, India. Posts: 394	Okay, but the only person available has got his right hand plastered. Wish aeroplane companies will sell free tickets today

Aug 20th, 2009, 19:04	#7
WeeMee The Firefly Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 107	They will but the entry to airport charges will be more than your ticket would have costed. I wish I had a Wii.

Aug 20th, 2009, 19:08	#8
Eastern Mind Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 431	Granted, but your friends come over and hog it, causing you to go into a raging fit of WIIkness, and lose all your friends. I wish I could just wake up without 8 cups of coffee.

Aug 20th, 2009, 19:15	#9
Akarn_navokas Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kolkata, West Bengal, India. Posts: 394	Yeah sure, just don't have any cups in the house. I wish to live on the moon.

Aug 21st, 2009, 17:32	#13
Akarn_navokas Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kolkata, West Bengal, India. Posts: 394	Granted, but you'll have to delete the word 'advertisement' from your dictionary. I wish I could stop watching television.

Aug 21st, 2009, 19:36	#14
theyyamdancer lost in Mechuka member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Crete Posts: 4,426	Granted but you would have to start a theatre group instead. I wish I were a film director.

Aug 22nd, 2009, 00:24	#15
Eastern Mind Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 431	Granted, based on your good looks and imposing stare. It turns out the script is in Sanskrit. I wish I knew Sanskrit.

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