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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 05:22   #31
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I'm complaining about this tall tale - well I've never heard of Cowplain and I'm not googling it. Anyway, was the surf any good there.
Now don't lie, you've already googled it, so you know it's nearish the coast. No real surf in that part of the world though: hey can I complain about Cowplain's lack of surf here too?
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 12:36   #32
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No real surf in that part of the world though: hey can I complain about Cowplain's lack of surf here too?
I wish to complain about people making complaints that aren't India related. This isn't CowplainMike*!!!

*There may be a market for a site called CowplainMike, but I suspect that it is very very small...
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 16:34   #33
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Wheres India? and who is Mike?


I wish to complain, I dont know everything which is so unfair coz I is a wumman! It is my birthright to know all and everything.
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 16:46   #34
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Doesn't it fortify the over-forties?

Or was that Complan?

Or Fortesan.

Or Something.

Phyllosan, I bet they drank it in Cowplain!
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 16:59   #35
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you had me spell checking then...

fortisip...oh yeah what was that fortified wine...Sanatogen...yuk

Complaining is not the just for the over forties..anyone can join in...hrmph!
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 21:14   #36
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Phyllosan, I bet they drank it in Cowplain!
Only when we ran out of Rohypnol: we always preferred GHB to GBH.

(Linked article just put in before someone *cough* *Haylo* *cough* accuses me of being off-topic. )

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This isn't CowplainMike*!!!
Hey, this interwebbythingy is great. I just googled CowplainMike and up popped this thread.
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 21:18   #37
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Doesn't it fortify the over-forties?

Or was that Complan?

Or Fortesan.

Or Something.

Phyllosan, I bet they drank it in Cowplain!
They will drink hand gel in Cowplain which is just down the road from me!
I would like to complain as the founder member of Cowplainmike about people making fun of Cowplain and that includes people from Southampton!!!
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They will drink hand gel in Cowplain which is just down the road from me!
I would like to complain as the founder member of Cowplainmike about people making fun of Cowplain and that includes people from Southampton!!!


I feel IndiaMike's first Cowplain meet up coming along: Spotted Cow, The Rainbow....or The Hide (is that still there?)
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 23:52   #39
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Make mine a double Complan
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 00:44   #40
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Ye gods and little fishes, you've all gone mad. I have laughed my way through these posts.

OT - I feel very silly, I hadn't googled Cowplain because I did not, for one minute, believe there is such a place! Actually, I will have to check now - when I have finished checking money type issues which I should be doing instead of reading the amusing posts - once again.

I hope they serve Monks' Blood or is it Young Monk at the Cowplain meetup!

Haylo, I'm always impressed that you are so quick on the draw.
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If you google Cowplain you will come up with 8800 results!!!!
It had an association with India in that it had the Indian cottage restaurant sadly now a Thai restaurant.
Oceantragic - Spotted Cow and The Rainbow are still there.
For the anoraks amongst us Cowplain was somehow named after the pub.
O.K. now for a lie down with a glass of Sanatogen and a cup of horlicks!
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Quaint...most quaint....strange in fact....this display of Brit humour. But I'm enjoying it even though I don't understand most of it.

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I hope they serve Monks' Blood or is it Young Monk at the Cowplain meetup!
May I rather suggest Old Monk ?
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 01:32   #43
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Cowplain sounds reasonable to me; more so than Isle of Dogs!
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more so than Isle of Dogs!
You mean Portsmouth?

(Sorry, couldn't resist the football related joke CliveG.)
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Oh! Something to do with football.

Right.

Next joke please...

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